| A visitor's guide to Soupy Hell...Part II |
| A visitor's guide to Soupy Hell...Part II |
| CREAM OF BAY This small inlet of water near Crouton Rock provides the only true beach area in Soupy Hell - and I'm going to keep it that way! Afterall, why go through all that expense having the dungeons fitted out to let everybody mill about at the beach all day? No, no, that would never do. Cream Of bay is limited to tourists, special friends and, of course, myself: dEviLZsoup. On the road between here and Crouton Rock lies the Mon Key strip - a road lined with bars run entirely by monkeys. |
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| dEviLZsoup PARK Impressive grounds of the dEviLZsoup estate. Found at the southern end of Soup Lake City, this grand mansion house boasts 58 acres of land, a private lake, gardens, hedge maze, stables, garage to fit 20 cars, ice rink, crazy golf course and an elaborate pool with rapids, jacuzzi and waterfall. Entrance to the park is 1 soup tin and 3 breadsticks or something that makes me laugh. Failure to present any of these things results in refused entry onto property - any trespassers will be set upon by dogs, rabid hamsters or my pet dragon Lupin. House is NOT open to public. |
| SHOPPING The main stores are in Soup Lake City (see map on previous page) and most of those are in the 'Souper Mall'. A gigantic shopping experience that even I haven't managed to complete yet! 6 floors and 2 miles wide it is home to hundreds of different stores including: Owl-World, Soupbox: the wandmakers, Cauldron King, Soup Lake Apothecary, Wicked Wear, kITty and Souper Soup. For non-chain stores and sportswear visit Chowderville or drive on further round Soup Lake and take a butcher's at the stores near 'Souper Store' (food market). |
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| LOCAL HISTORY Soupy Hell has been around far longer than most things. It was here when dinosaurs were here, it was here when men first began to write, it was even here when England won the cup in 1966... I am it's founder and carer - dEviLZsoup. Designed to have no real funtion whatsoever, Soupy Hell definately has ZERO connection to what Christians call hell - that meanie, 'the devil', stole my name before copyright was invented and I have now been tainted by association! *sniffs...it's so unfair! Anywho, it is a funny, quirky, insane, cute strange little corner of teh universe...in fact I'll let you in on a little secret... Soupy Hell is actually the centre of the universe. Everything cool, every animal that became extinct (dodos, dinosaurs, dragons, etc), every brilliant idea resides in this small but perfectly formed community. So next time you have a light bulb go off in your head just stop a moment and think...that probably came from here! |
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