| A visitor's guide to Soupy Hell...Part III |
| A visitor's guide to Soupy Hell...Part III |
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| Ok, so you know about the history, you know about the shopping and the sports facilities and you know all about the major places here in Soupy Hell but now let's get to the nitty gritty... |
| PLACES TO STAY Due to the usual lack of tourists in Soupy Hell we have only one hotel - the Grand Soupiness Hotel. Situated in Soup Lake City, the Grand Soupiness provides all the basic hotel comforts - TV, jacuzzi, mini-bar... and also arranges coach trips and rent-a-car services for those more 'independant' travellers. Prices: 5 soups a night, add 2 breadsticks for extras. |
| MONEY SYSTEMS Not being able to buy anything in the rest of the universe makes a money system rather useless - nevertheless we have 'Soups' and 'Breadsticks'. Which are - well, soup tins and breadsticks. There are 13 breadsticks in a soup and you can get soups in these forms: ~*~ 1 soup tin - 1 soup 5 packet soups - 5 soups 10 packet soups - 10 soups 20 packet soups - 20 soups ~*~ Breadsticks come in packets of 13. |
| TRANSPORT Cars, buses, bikes, boats and brooms are the main forms of transport here - we have no rail system as it's a very small place and they're pretty useless. All cars and buses are electric but they're not very popular except with tourists and the lazier members of our community. Brooms and bikes are the preferred modes of travel. |
| WHAT OUR VISITORS HAVE TO SAY: |
| "I love this place, it's so wonderful! Tra-la-la" Paul Johnson, after being released from my soupy dungeon. |
| "Soupy hell is rubb.....mmm mhmmhm!!" - Paul Johnson, currently residing in my soupy dungeon (muhaha...) |
| "Soupy Hell rocks - but whoever came up with it is a total weirdo" - Suzie Smallfeather, UK |
| "Where the f*** am I?" - Mr Carver, Gt Yarmouth, UK |