| A visitor's guide to Soupy Hell. |
| A visitor's guide to Soupy Hell. |
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| By now you should be aware of the most common parts of Soupy Hell - the twilight zone, ye olde soup lake, mini witchcraft workshop... but now it's time to introduce the rest of this amazing an terrifying domain. |
| CHOWDERVILLE 2.7 1/2 miles from Soup Lake City, this quaint little market town is home to many unusual forms of life. Most notably the nicer of the goblin clans live in one quarter and the surrounding forest is home to many unicorns and small breeds of dragon. It is also home to Soupy Hell's many sports teams who play every sport imaginable - we've even provided several players for professional teams in the CFL, NHL, premier league, rounders, rugby and tiddlywinks. |
| SOUP LAKE CITY Situated 3 miles south of the Main Gate is our capital city. It's population is mixed (mortal and magical) with very few non human inhabitants. Soup Lake City boasts many features, including the Souper mall (6 storeys high, 2 miles wide) and the grand estate of dEviLZsoup, but it's main attraction is the Soup Lake. This magical lake changes colour with the season: Spring - Green Summer - Blue Fall - Orange Winter - Purple ...and is the centre for all major water sports including the annual SLC Idiot Boarding Championship (where people try to out-do each other to claim the trophy for most stupid water trick whilst being dragged behind a boat) plus the Bread Boat race between champions from SLC and Chowderville. |
| A map of Soup Lake City |
| CROUTON ROCK Our most popular 'tourist destination'. Also known as 'Make-out Rock' due to the hundreds of teenagers who go there every vacation. Crouton Rock Reservation for Endangered Sea Monsters raises money to look after and the remants of ancient sea monster species. It's also the only known habitat for the 'Racoonus Talkitus' species of racoon (only found in Soupy Hell - the males are pink and the females blue and they can all speak 50 different languages - though mostly animal these include English, French, Spanish, Chinese, Gaelic and American). WARNING: DO NOT FEED SUGAR TO THE RACOONS!! |
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| KEY: Red - housing Yellow - retail Light Blue - anything that belongs to me!! |