| DENIRO'S WIFE |
| I would like to apologise to obsessed fans of Robert DeNiro's wife. Unfortunately, the woman does not appear on this site at any time, so you will have to look for Mrs DeNiro porn elsewhere. |
| Welcome to this fun fun fun site. Please note that i do not hold myself responsible for your wanting to end your pathetic lives at the end of it. Those who know me may be inclined to believe that a wagon 'o band is being jumped on in this site's creation. These people can go suck cat nipples. Feel free to wander the site, and shout abuse at it whenever you feel the urge. And remember - i will always be better than you are. |
| I can't be arsed to update this page regularly, so if you return in the hope of seeing some fantastic new material and proceed to cry at it's non existence - You were warned |
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| Located underneath this text is the bible of pap, the guestbook. Since I have been so nice as to allow you to blight my website, I suggest you fill it wisely. Please include much filth, abuse and self humiliation. |
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| Quentin Wilson IS Mr Burns |
| Some nice words - ECTOPLASM - WHEEL - WHIPPERSNAPPER - RABBI Not so nice words - IMPREGNATE - MAGMA - PEW - ALBANIAN |
| WHO IS MOTHER BROWN???? |
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| Children are only tolerable when being attacked by angry birds. Prevent the creation of small children next time you are called up to baby sit, by actually sitting on babies. |
| Sticklebricks are vastly superior to Duplo |
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| For the muppet who believed this site to be lacking in headlouse, here is a picture of said parasite. (It went with the colourscheme) |
| People often point out that i have a highly individual and slightly foolish use of the english language. Some doilees like to claim these phrases as their own. (Such individuals are to be found festering in their own bodily fliuds somewhere in Rhyl.) These phrases shall henceforth be known as 'Rebecca-isms' eg - Answer with 'Indeed' at every oppotunity - Put 'age' on the end of things, for example 'can we cross the roadage mother?' - Show gratitude to your fellow man by saying 'Spank you', or for lazy scum ' spanks' This is but part a a large selection of wordage that has already begun to make its mark on society. Be a man, join the movement. |