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| THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF ... |
| ...KEITH |
| Occasionly, a new race of people will arise, simply from being given the same name at birth. After extensive research, i found this to be particularly true of people named 'Keith'. All Keiths share characteristics which distinguish them from the rest of society, and will inevitably take over the 'Kevin' as being the most laughable people born to the world. Let us look at the following examples of Keithness: |
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| Keith Duffy: Boyband scum. |
| Keith Richards: A legend, but a Keith nonetheless. |
| Keith Allen: Moron |
| TRENDELL |
| The epitome of 'Keith', Mr Trendell is easily identifiable should you be wandering around Caerphilly late at night. This man prides himself in wearing jumpers with mysteriously frayed necks, his favourite bearing the logo 'Wheel of fire', thus earning him the nickname 'Wheel of foust'. Trendell is also known under many aliases, the main ones being - -Treadmill -Trundlewheel -Trendelmillwheel -Traindale -Tronedell -Treadbridge |
| Keith Trendell has been known to eat brick sized quantities of fudge as part of his regular diet, such consumage of said lardy confectionary is only achieved by someone with the name 'Keith'. Another distinctive Trendell habit is the omnipresent fag, held between two fingers above shoulder level. The only occasion on which he will lower his fag is to drink two pints of lager simultaneously. Misguided Trundlewheel has devoured many a packet of Benson and Hedges in his sleep. |
| Trendell's bowling stance |
| Keith - Also known as 'Yasmin Bleeth' |
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