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| I WILL TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY, A JOURNEY TO TEACH ALL YOU FEMALES HOW NOT TO SHOW OFF THE FABRIC OF YOUR PERSON TO PEOPLE OF MALE VARIETY. I WILL SHOW SHOW YOU THE DEPTHS OF FEMALE FASHION CATASTROPHIES FROM WIERD TRIANGULAR DRESSES TO BUNTERS IN BOOB TUBES. |
| FEMALE DRESS NON-SENSE |
| 1) JORDAN SHOWS US HOW NOT TO DO IT, NOT ONLY DOES SHE HEARD CATTLE IN TEXAS, BUT A BULL HAS ALSO STABBED HER EYE OUT WITH A PICOLO AND STUCK HER LIPS WITH OLD WINE GUMS.............OR I COULD HAVE CHOSEN A PICTURE OF BURT REYNOLDS BY MISTAKE. |
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| 2) AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH POINTY DRESSES ARE BREEDING AND WARPING THE MINDS OF YOUNG GIRLS, GROWING INTO THEIR SKIN LIKE PARASITES AND STABBING SMALL CHILDREN IN THE EAR AS THEY WALK PAST............................................AND THEY LOOK GAY. |
| 3)DENIM JACKETS ARE THE PREZERVE OF SHAZZA, MAZZA, SHANTEL,CAZZA, LEANNE, DONNA, TINA TRACY TRISHA...........U GET THE POINT. THEY SHOULD BURN WITH THEIR WEARERS UNTIL ALL THATS LEFT IS ASH THAT CAN BE USED BY KIDS TO BUILD ASH CASTLES. |
| 3) SHORT HAIR IS AS ATTRACTIVE AS MOHAMID ALFAYAD IN A FEZ. VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS LONG HAIR, BUT NOT ON HER HEAD..................................................................................... (HANGING GLAMOROUSLY FROM HER NOSE) |
| VICTORIA......................... SHOULD BE EATING |
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