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| introducing the lovely former Miss Denmark.... (This woman also keeps dirty old Scandanavian men happy with her exceptional phone talents) |
| ''I would like to introduce you, my international fans to some of my friends. We are always having parties together and eating bratwurst ya. I want to thank the kind gentlemen who have paid me compliments since viewing my picture, I am very proud to have moist lips. |
| miss Denmarks beauty tips: |
| 1) I find that by attaching large spiders to my eye lids, I can acheive a wide eyed look that enhances my virgin-like innocence. 2) Confectionary often makes a marvellous lip liner. I swear by the red Skittle, apply saliva to the sweet an proceed not to follow the natural edge of the lips. 3) When men come to eat pretzels at my log cabin, they seek comfort and warmth in my facial hair. Discard tweezers to save your marriages. |
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| These are my good friends Olga and Helga. They are not as lovely as me nor as wealthy, but enjoy telephones. |