| REBECCA FOR PREFECT???? |
| NEVER! was the opinion expressed by the blockleaders at Stanwell. It is true my friends, i have been denied of a shiny red badge and respect from those lower than i (or, rather those younger than i). The reason??? - arrival at school late and occasional slackness.......of work. Said criminal activities have already been paid for in confrontations of the deputy head kind. HOWEVER, at Auswitz, they feel it neseccary to further the punishment via encouragement of suicide and mental anguish by giving my badge to loserkids that have spent all their lives polishing shoes and eating soil. WHY SHOULD I HAVE AUTHORITAR? I have won many things at stanwell, including hangman and connect 4 I was named 'Person you'd most turn to with a problem' in media studies I can swim My dad is called Roy The monkeys at Stanwell have disregarded my superior personal qualities and banned me from prefectdom because i walk slower than others. What if i had no legs? would they deny me an education?? Indeed they would, for legs are not as important as grades, beelzebub told them so. THE JOYS OF BEING A PREFECT Prefects become heavier and therefore more likely to win in a fight due to the extra weight placed on their ties. Teachers give them things The badge brings out the colour in their eyes They feel an enormous sense of well being They stand where others are not permitted Children admire and idolise them They can get away with telling pesky kids that they have detention MY MISSION Having taken time to ponder ye tasks of the prefect, being a low life has become, like sniffing marker pen, strangley appealing. I will now wallow in my ability to get away with piercings and beatings of my fellow man. Spank you, and goodbye Katie Richmond - also not a prefect |
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