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| After reading an evil little Collins Gem book that my nan gave me for Christmas, I realised that a fate worse than spending a night in Hull is destined for mankind. A certain plant with sadistic capabilities will soon inherit the earth. The risks involved in consuming said organisms are craftily hidden behind silly names invented by botanist types such as David Bellamy so that they, together may gain world domination. It is time to fear the might of...... THE TOADSTOOL |
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| They will confuse and entice us by assuming the appearance of beef growing on trees |
| FEAR THE FUNGUS!!!! |
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| Filth |
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| They lie |
| They will assume the shape of regular mushrooms and destroy hungry peasants. |
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| Bellamy. He tries to sell you Dettol. |