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Some of the laughs come from bloopers, others from 'typos', and some simply because what was said is not necessarily what was intended!
Here are a few 'honest-to-goodness' classified ads which should raise a giggle or two. Enjoy!
(Menu shows samples. Click the link for a full page of 'Klassic Klassifieds'.)
Entertainment
"Francis Albert Sinatra Does His Thing . . . with Diahann Carroll."
Found...
"FOUND: Large cream-colored female."
Lonely Hearts
"Lady with trailer wants to meet gentleman with car. Object - to get hitched."
Lost...
"LOST: Light blue dress, night of Share-The-Fun Contest."
Personals
"Will girl leaving slip and panties in car at Alexander Park Tuesday phone 869."
Politics
"Vote for Floyd Cavanaugh... A tired and true Democrat."
R.I.P.?!?!?
"We are your best friends; we are the last to let you down. McCalls Funeral Home"
Services Offered
"Have your shrubs and fruit trees ruined by an experienced nursery man."
Services Offered 2
"Permanent wives - $5.00 up. Hollywood Beauty Shoppe."
