Death & Dying

Yesterday we were the first newspaper to publish the death of John J. Parker. Today we are the first to deny the report. The Morning Bugle is always in the lead.

Boston (Mass.) Transcript

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We have decided to reduce our charge for an obituary notice from .03 to .02 a word. We hope that this reduction will be the means of making this column used more by our church people.

Highland Springs (Va.) Churchman

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If you have frequent headaches, dizziness, fainting spells, lame back, accompanied by chills, cramps, bunions, jaundice, chilblains or epileptic fits, it's a sign you are not well and are liable to die any minute. Hasten to this office and pay your subscription a year in advance and thus make yourself solid for a good obituary notice.

Andalusia (Ala.) Covington News

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Anyone not able to pay, and stating so, will be buried free of charge.

Sherbrooke (Canada) Daily Record

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This is to inform the public that I am carrying on the business of removing ashes and rubbish of my late husband, Moses Roane.

Plymouth (Mass.) Old Colony Memorial

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Due to several reasons, we were not able to carry our Obituary column this week. Please hold off dying until next week.

Pottstown (Pa.) Herald

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Funeral Directors

Mahoney's has the only meter-equipped ambulances in the world. Pay only for each mile you ride.

Phoenix (Ariz.) Daily Journal

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Roger Morris is now connected permanently with the Smith-Benson Funeral Home, where he will be pleased to see his friends.

Shreveport (La.) Journal

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CULVER CITY FUNERAL PARLORS
Prompt Delivery Service
Cash Carry at Store

Los Angeles (Calif.) Times

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WHISKY - You'll like this bourbon, it's straight. Ambulance service 2-1700. Hines Funeral Home

Sacramento (Calif.) Union

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Fawcett-Hillyer Funeral Service. 276-278 East Third St. Telephone 3624. What to Do, Where to Go for Your Entertainment After the Show.

Winona (Minn.) Republican Herald

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We've taken steps to make sure that excessive heat will never inconvenience our patrons. Martin Funeral Parlors

Buffalo (N.Y.) Times

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Use our lay-away plan. Pay now. Go later. Story Funeral Home

Newark (N.J.) Star-Eagle

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Cemeteries & Burial Lots

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FOR SALE: 2-grave lot. Also fireplace fixtures.

Lafayette (Ind.) Journal & Courier

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FOR SALE: 4-grave lot. Nice neighbors. Quiet part of town. Phone GR 4-2995.

Van Buren (Ark.) Press Agent

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It would be a great help toward keeping the churchyard in good order if others would follow the example of those who clip the grass on their own graves.

Boston (Mass.) Transcript

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FOR SALE: Secondhand tombstone. Good buy for a person named Murphy.

Dayton (Ohio) News

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Will sacrifice 4 cemetery lots. Garden of Memory. Owners moved.

Tampa (Fla.) Morning Tribune

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Graves Dug - Reasonable Rates. If you call me before 10 A.M. in the morning, I can have your grave ready for you the next afternoon.

Fort Smith (Ark.) Times Record

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Cemetery lots, Cloverdale Park, near tower. Also deep freeze for large family.

Boise (Idaho) Statesman

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