R.I.P.?!?!?

FOR SALE: 2-grave lot. Also fireplace fixtures.

Lafayette (Ind.) Journal & Courier

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Yesterday we were the first newspaper to publish the death of John J. Parker. Today we are the first to deny the report. The Morning Bugle is always in the lead.

Boston (Mass.) Transcript

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FOR SALE: Secondhand tombstone. Good buy for a person named Murphy.

Dayton (Ohio) News

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Due to several reasons, we were not able to carry our Obituary column this week. Please hold off dying until next week.

Pottstown (Pa.) Herald

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Cemetery lots, Cloverdale Park, near tower. Also deep freeze for large family.

Boise (Idaho) Statesman

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Maloney's has the only meter-equipped ambulances in the world. Pay for each mile you ride.

Phoenix (Ariz.) Daily Journal

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CULVER CITY FUNERAL PARLORS
Prompt Delivery Service
Cash Carry at Store

Los Angeles (Calif.) Times

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If you have frequent headaches, dizziness, fainting spells, lame back, accompanied by chills, cramps, bunions, jaundice, chilblains or epileptic fits, it's a sign you are not well and are liable to die any minute. Hasten to this office and pay your subscription a year in advance and thus make yourself solid for a good obituary notice.

Andalusia (Ala.) Covington News

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Fawcett-Hillyer Funeral Service. 276-278 East Third St. Telephone 3624. What to Do, Where to Go for Your Entertainment After the Show.

Winona (Minn.) Republican-Herald

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We've taken steps to make sure that excessive heat will never inconvenience our patrons.

Martin Funeral Parlors
Buffalo (N.Y.) Times

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FOR SALE: Large Cadillac hearse with 1962 body.

McPhillips Funeral Home
Indianapolis (Ind.) Times

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Graves Dug - Reasonable Rates. If you call me before 10 A.M. in the morning, I can have your grave ready for you the next afternoon.

Fort Smith (Ark.) Times Record

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FOR SALE: 4-grave lot. Nice neighbors. Quiet part of town. Phone GR 4-2995.

Van Buren (Ark.) Press Argus

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It would be a great help toward keeping the churchyard in good order if others would follow the example of those who clip the grass on their own graves.

Boston (Mass.) Transcript

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Use our lay-away plan. Pay now. Go later.

Story Funeral Home
Newark (N. J.) Star-Eagle

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Anyone not able to pay, and stating so, will be buried free of charge.

Sherbrooke (Canada) Daily Record

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We have decided to reduce our charge for an obituary notice from .03 to .02 a word. We hope that this reduction will be the means of making this column used more by our church people.

Highland Springs (Va.) Churchman

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