Lonely Hearts

Gentleman, 72, old-age pensioner, would meet lady of suitable age, object matrimony. Some means. Can finance honeymoon and funeral expenses.

Vancouver (Canada) Province

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A collector of postage stamps, possessing 12,544 specimens, desires to contract a marriage with a young lady, also a collector, who has the blue Mauritius stamp of 1847. No others need apply.

Syracuse (N. Y.) Journal

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Male, old enough to know better, wishes correspondence with female not quite that old.

New York (N. Y.) Saturday Review

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WANTED: Husband for beautiful blonde, aged 18. Must have money to support her in absolute luxury. Taste runs to minks, caviar, diamonds. Applicant please write "Desperate Father," Box 44.

Williston (N. D.) Plains Reporter

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Dear Sally: OK, be stubborn, but how do you make the baby's formula? John.

Greely (Colo.) Tribune

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Personal - Ladies: One Mexican gentleman of good manners and regular position wishes intimate with an illustrated and handsome young lady, tho she were poor. The obkect is easily exchange their native language, and if it were possible, to marry themselves. Write in Spanish or English giving references to Anuncios PO Box 455, Mexico, D. F.

Mexico City (Mexico) Herald

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Attractive, ethical, employed brunette widow wishes single, clean-cut, reliable outdoor type escort 40-50. Mutual expense. Object: Companionship, not marriage. Write box 697.

(Three days later, this 'personal' appeared in the same column)

Men not meeting Box 697's qualifications, please write Box 702. "Two Desperate Secretaries."

Walla Walla (Wash.) Union-Bulletin

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Will the gentleman who kissed me and proposed to me on the Spanish Steps last Saturday evening kindly get in touch with me at once. Otherwise I shall be forced to marry my present fiancé.

London (England) Everybody's

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Congenial bachelor with 8 books of green stamps wishes to meet attractive unattached woman with same. Object: electric coffeepot.

West Covina (Calif.) Good News

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George, please come home. The children need you, the lawn will need mowing soon and the garden needs a worm like you. Mabel, your loving wife.

Mexico (N. Y.) Independent

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A young gentleman on the point of being married is desirous of meeting a man of experience who will dissuade him from such a step.

Minneapolis (Minn.) Journal

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Wish to correspond with lady to early marriage; must be poor working lady. I am poor working man, but honest, and the lady must be same, age 35, weight 210 lbs., 5 ft., 8 in., baldheaded, but good-looking.

Denver (Colo.) Post

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Farmer, age 38, wishes to meet woman around 30 who owns a tractor. Please send picture of tractor.

Dansville (N. Y.) Breeze

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Widower with spare time seeks widow with spare cash.

Houston (Tex.) Daily Press

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Elderly lady with hearing aid wants to meet elderly gentleman with batteries.

Newark (N. J.) News

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I am seeking a Mummy (Egyptian or otherwise) that can be heated up to 98.6 degrees or over (for a hard winter). Bonus will be paid if you can make it breathe.

Arlington (Mass.) Advocate

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Emma - come on home. All forgiven. My upper plate is still in your purse.

Galena Park (Tex.) Channel Press

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PERSONALS: To Pete's girl friend - Will turn him over to you soon. Hope you have better luck with him than I did. His wife.

Los Angeles (Calif.) Daily Mirror

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Joe W.: Get in touch with me at once. Bring 3 rings - engagement, wedding and teething. Have news for you. Betty.

Klamath Falls (Ore.) Herald & News

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