Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk
As a big fan of Lewis Carrol's and Disney's Alice In Wonderland, especially of course the original Mad Hatter & March Hare i decided to do some research in to the Mad Hatter's riddle to Alice: "Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?". Having done this I thought I'd collate what I've found and put it on my site.
Carrol's Text
Disney's Script
Mad-Hatter: "Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?"

Mad-Hatter:
"Have you guessed the riddle yet"

Alice:
"No, I give up"

Mad-Hatter:
"I haven't the slightest idea"

March Hare:
"Nor I"

Alice: "I think you might to something better with the time than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.
Mad Hatter: "Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?"

Alice:
"Riddles?, Let's See......Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?"

Mad Hatter:
"Why is a whhaaat?!!"

March Hare:
"She's stark raaaveen mad!"
New Page 1 Well for starters Lewis Carroll went on record as saying: "The riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all". So the real answer to it is that there is no answer at all and that is the joke - Which I think is as good a reason as any, as it fits in perfectly with the Mad Hatter's insane character. However despite this it hasn't stopped people including Lewis Carroll himself hazarding feasible answers to it. Below are possibilities, each with an explanation:

Lewis Carroll himself got bugged about the riddle so much that he was moved to write the following in the preface to the 1896 edition of his book:

Enquiries have been so often addressed to me, as to whether any answer to the Hatter's Riddle can be imagined, that I may as well put on record here what seems to me to be a fairly appropriate answer, viz: "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!" This, however, is merely an afterthought; the Riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all.

NB. Nevar is raven spelled backward - i.e the "wrong end in front"

Other popular answers put forward by others are: 

"Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes." - You write notes on desk, and noises ravens make are famed for not being very musical.

"Because Poe wrote on both." - Edgar Allen Poe wrote a poem titled "The Raven", so he was writing something on a raven. You also write on desks.

"One might communicate with the dead through either." Automatic writing is used to communicate with the dead, and ravens are symbolically associated as messengers between the living and the dead.

"Because they both come with inky quills." - (Remember that feather pens were a common writing tool of the day, and that writing desks had inkwells)

"One is a rest for pens, and the other is a pest for wrens."

"Because it slopes with a flap." - (The raven's flap of course being of it's wings)

"Because there is a B in both and an N in neither."

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