THE   MASTHEAD
D. B. Cooper
The Old Man
Dr. Bubba Krakauer
Ky Sisk
Titus Tsimonjela
Step Off, Bitch!
Scott Pewenofkit
I'm Not Crazy!!
I Smell Like Rotting Flesh!!
L O O N Y
Owner, Playboy, Missing Link
Asshole, Madman, Old Bastard
Ninja, DJ, Ladies' Man
Resident Alien
Local Crackpot
  D U M B  A S S
TRAITOR
Getting Old Sucks!
Go Fuck Yourself!
Vinnie The Hardcase
Utter Bastard
It's Not Your Fault...
Go Away!!
MAIN
TRAITOR
Can you believe it's been nearly a year since I updated this site? I can. Not that anybody ever visits this damn corner of cyberspace. Even if they do, do they ever send any feedback? No. Because nobody loves me. Nobody cares. This site is a complete and utter failure. Oh good lord, why do I even bother? Probably because I have nothing better to do with my time.
Anyway... for a while now, I've been either too sick, too busy, or too distracted to acknowledge this site's existence, let alone update the thing. The guys have been regularly sending their updates in, except Vinnie, who only updates when he feels like it. But I just haven't posted them. All that's changing now. Expect regular updates now from all the pages, with archived content and more coming up soon.
It's going to be a long, hot summer. Why not spend part of it wasting away right here with us?

The Management.
A Note On The Lack Of Updates...
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