Diary 6/4
The sun has risen and I'm safe from the forces of darkness for another day. Oh sure, you think it's funny, but it's not. When you see what I've seen, you'll pray for daylight, too.
I'm telling you guys, vampires are real. Oh they are, believe me. I've seen one.
I saw it last December. During the Winter Solstace, the shortest day of the year. He was standing in the middle of the street and I asked this guy if he wanted to get run over and he came at me, fangs bared.
Luckily I was wearing my crucifx necklace. Mind you, I'm not a religious person, I wear it because I am always prepared. And this time it paid off.
That ugly mama jama took one look at the cross around my neck and ran off, into the night.
And the creepiest part was that when he really started running, he crouched down and ran on all fours like some sort of dog.
Ever since, when the sun goes down, I adorn the windows and doors with crosses and pray for the day. You should, too.
Don't be caught unprepared.
Bill |
