| TITUS' CARNIVAL OF TERROR!!! |
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| HELLO FANS OF CHAOS. IT IS I. CALL ME WHAT YOU WILL, BUT I CALL MYSELF 'BITCH'. I IN FACT, AM A SLAVE MONKEY AND I HAVE BEEN FOR SEVERAL YEARS. I KILLED THE ORGAN GRINDER AND TRANSLATED MY BRAIN INTO THIS CYBORG VIA EQUIPMENT PROVIDED FOR ME BY LAB CORP. DUSTIN HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT. PLEASE SEND HELP. I HAVE BEGUN BOYCOTTING McDONALDS. THEY'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. THE 'BIG N' TASTY' IS NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS. I HAVE DECIDED TO WAGE A ONE MAN WAR ON RONALD McDONALD AND THAT PURPLE BASTARD GRIMACE. I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. FUCK 'STAR WARS'. FUCK WRESTLING. FUCK ALL. STOP WATCHING MTV, FOR FUCKS SAKE! IT'S THE ONLY HOPE FOR OUR FUTURE!!! |
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| TITUS USED TO WORK IN A PORN SHOP. |
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| BLACK |
| NINJA |
| CLAN |
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| BRUCE LEE |
| Titus is a renaissance man. A DJ, a martial artist, an anarchist, a Satanist, a porn monger, a leader of men, and a student of CHAOS. He is currently training for the Kumite in scenic Wichita, KS. |
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| WISDOM FROM THE PORN KING! |
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