Fuzzer's Story
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| | Fuzzer submitted diz sad sad story to DaFURR: |
"I'z had a vewy rowf time dis year! I'z never meomies favowit and didnt
get much luvin so Iz peed on da carpet all da tym. Then one day I'z got
a owie on my side and meowme tooked me to da evel vet and she left me
for 10 daz! I dint eat at all, so da evel vet put a big needle in my
widdle arm! Day poked gweat big needles in my neck and widdle needles in
my back. Day told meowme dat Iz had somting cawled Diabetez.
Finally
after many daz meome took me home! For over 3 monts she poked me width
needles and made me eat pills, and even poked holes in my pooooor widdle
ears! My poor skin came off in big spots and most of my hair fewl out.
Meowme sprayed a ouchy stuff on my hurts so Iz would hide behind the
humon little box! Iz would pway that Da Furr would come, but day newver
did...... poor widdle Fuzzer, hurt and aboused by evel humons, day even
loked me in da humon little box wroom for two months!"
Fuzzer furthur wrote:
"All Iz got to play
width is a ratty and da boyz pick on me all da time! Sylvester keeps
dweaming dat he's not nuetered and twys to comit a purno on me! Dirdy
boy! Varmet eatz my food and iz mean to me all da tyme and he hogz all
da NIP! Moewme calls me names too! She callz me Fuzzy Bunny Toes, Fuzz
Monkey and worst of all FUZZ BUTT! How coud anywon abuse such a sweet
girl az me!"
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DaFURR'z memfurz weer deeplee touched by Fuzzer's storee, and voted hur to be
The Martyr uf da Munth uf Decembrrr!! |
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And az it turned owt, Fuzzer livez in George da Orange's neck uf da woodz. Hur prizes weer ruzhed to hur, and weeze are verree pleazed to repurrt dat she now haz lotz uf toyz to play width, and enuff 'nip to assure a verree reztful nap! And, bezt uf awl, hur wicked humoon now callz hurself "Fuzzer's Slave!" Diz iz a troo DaFURR succezz story!
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