 DaFURR's May Martyr uf da Munth: Darlin! |
| "Alas a nobul beezt such az I is now redooced to an object of pity and skorn doo too the efil actz of mineown Meowmie, she dat Iz truzted and luffed awl mine three yeerz....." "In addition tew da insidint of being shaved nekkid onda bak (see heer fur moor detaylz) I have previuzlee been hoomiliatud by being given da sissy gurl nayme uf Darlin' inda furst playce, and az a smawl kittee, a mere babee, dat Meowmie of myne shut me inda refrigidator OVERNYTE az she hurself slept peecfulee inda warm bed..." " Do wee simplee wunt tew remayne objektz fur da hoomanz idul playsure? Fur puttin onda funnee bonits, fur taykin pictyours whyle we are engaged in purrsunal aktiviteez, such az grumin ur poopin, fur booty shotz and kittee purno? Fur puttin uz in pans on stofz an in ufenz an makin lite uf planz tew eet uz ifin we iznt "gud"? Fur gifin uz gurlee naymez whin we is studlee doods, trikin uz intew goin inda big Kar tew git booyeefull, an we endz up kumin howme wif no furs atall inda mozt purrsonull playces, nekkid onda bak, theze pictyours awl ofer da inturnet fur eferyone inda wurld tew see?..." "I hav a dreem....A dreem of kitteez safe frum abos and hoomiliashun at da handz uf dere Meowmies. No mor starvin uz, kukin uz,thretinin to eet uz, putin onda bonetz, hatz, an efen mor silee hedware. No mor bafs an shavins, no mor nekkid onda bakz. No more pictyourz awl ofer da internet uf deze atrociteez fur awl da cat Meowmies inda wurld to laf ofer. Da kat, da nobul felyne speceez haz a reegul hiztoree. Katz wur wurshipt in anshunt Egipt; shud we not be wurshipt now? Da anser iz, uf korse, we shud.." |
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