Dolly bravely volunteered to expoze hur shame to help hur fellow cats by lettyng hur photo in REINDEER ANTLERZ be uzed az DaFURR's official pozter.
WE SALUTE YOO DOLLY!
" Myne meen meowmie is Barb D. Myne favorite treet is Whizker Likins Crab Cakes, but Iz like anyting fish-flavored and Iz can't haf tu manee furry mice. Iz neffur had deez shrimpz effur-uthur-kat's bin talkin abowt, but maybee Iz wuldnt lyke em anywayz.
How DaFurr haz helped mez: DaFurr haz helped ta expowse da nefurrious aboos of myne meen meowmie. Iz purrrty shure shez won't dare ta put dose stoopid antlerz on me agin, becawse shez afrayd of yu, Razpy, and Hapi. Furry, furry afrayd. Iz tink shez wuz afrayd when she tookz da piktoor wit da antlerz, becawse der werz treet der rite nexzt ta mez (yuz can't seez dem in da incrreeminating foto) Iz alzo feelz dat DaFurr haz helped mez ta becowme a mowr confident purrson, becawse Iz alwaz bin shy, but if derz any pubulic apeerences, iz wuld haf to declyne. A gurrl kin onlee du so mutch.
Heerz some piktoors uf me. Derz not so manee, becawse Iz run when meowmie taks owt da kamera. Kin yu blame mez? Yuz wil notyce Iz alwayz in myne kitty bed. Meowmie offen sneeks up on mee dere soz I can't excape. Sheez furry meen. Some dayz Iz don't git much sleep. "
How much moore hoomiliation
can dis poor gurl-cat suffer