DaFURR's September Martyr uf da Munth: Jacob!

Jacob's Story

Jacob had preeveeuzly repurrtyd hiz meowmie to DaFURR fur calling him a POODLE aftur she let an evyl vet shave hiz front pawz in an embarryzing way...


So,wen DaFURR receevd a sekond reepurrt uf aboose frum him, we thowt dat we were prepared fur ennythyng.

We weer wrong.

In Jacob's own wurdz:

"I broak my leg an my meowmie iz not treeting me verry gud. She wipez off my bottum cuz she sez I kant reech it an itz not kleen. Such a hoomiliyating thing ta do. I think she shuld be karryin me arown becuz itz hard fur me ta walk. But no, she makez me hobbul arownd on my poor leg. I am so aboosed...I shuld not hafta go throo all dis."

Did his meowmie heer his pleas? Of korze not! Whut she did insted waz to put a stoopid kerchif aroun hiz neck! And to add inzult to injuree, da kolor clashez wid da stoopid bloo bandage!







Furrtunatelly, Jacob finallee had hiz cast remoovd. Yoo woold think dat his meowmie would be so happy to have him well dat da aboose would stop. But did dat happen? Uf korze not! Jacob had to amend hiz applikashun to tell uz dat she wunze agane startyd calling him a POODLE, bekauze his fur waz trimmed weer da cast waz. How abominabul! How despikabul! How deranged! Iz it enny wunder dat DaFURRians voted him to be da

Martyr uf da Munth uf Septembur!!


Meet da Martyrs frum Purrior Months!

August:
Teddy

July:
pizza pi

June:
Oliver

May:
Darlin

April:
Dominique

March:
Annie

February:
Dolly

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