DaFURR's July Martyr uf da Munth: pizza pi!

pizza pi's Story

pizza pi waz used to spending hur dayz looking out da window at hur fashunable Noo York nayborhood, playing wid her crinkly frog, resting and relaxing, playing hur harpsiclaw..

Little did she kno whut horror awaytid hur!!




Suddenlee, a giant box appeered, and out uf dat box emerged a monstur uf da deep, now on dry land. To mayke matturz worze, diz monstur waz sent to pizza pi by hur humoon auntie, and waz enthusiastikally welkomed by hur evil meowmie..





Diz piscene monstur haz startyd wid hur toyz and now thretenz to consume diz poor kat hurself! Will DaFURR's warning arrive in time to save hur??!!


DaFURR salutez yoo, pizza pi, fur putting yoorself in harmz way to alurt uz uf diz terribil aboose. Weze kno dat typing coold not hafe been eezy wid 'Jaws' closing in on yoo. May yoo stay safe, and may da monstur soon turn into polyeztur sushi!!

Meet da Martyrs frum Purrior Months!

June: Oliver

May: Darlin

April: Dominique

March: Annie

February: Dolly

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