Wonce upon a time, dere wuz a vere nize cat. Her name wuz pizza pi. She had a vere gud life, full of toyz, treetz and luff. She gotz gud sleep on da monitor, played da harpsiclaw and effun had a krinkle frog!

Den one day, a big bocks kame to da howse. I overherd meowmie sayin tanks to someone named "auntee stoopid" (her efful sisfur) and dat she kudn't wate to open it. Uf korse, I had to inspekt furst.

It tasted gud!

I luked gud on it!

But then meowmie sed to get off, she wuz gonna open it. I was vere furreeus!!!

Dis wuz vere upsetting to da pizza pi, as she thot a bocks was a fine present. Vere fine indeed. But alas, the bocks kontaned a horror beyond horrors.

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