Whut's this? pizza pi thot, for it was da funniest-lukin big thing shed effur seen in her little life. Wuz it a nooo frend? A big toona for dinner? Shurely not meant for her, she went in for a kloser luk.

Furst, I welkommed it to mine howse wif a big kissie!
(I thot that wuz vere nize of me.)

Den I gave it an internal egsaminashun.

Well den da misteree started to reveal itsself. pizza's meowmie, now histerikle wif laffter, wuz on da fone wif auntee stoopid and she wuz herd to say..."Fank yoo sooo musch for da KAT BED! Iz sure pizzas gonna luff it!"

A kat bed? A KAT BED?

Dis owtrache can not be taken lyin down! I wuz triked into gettin into a giant toona bed by mine own meowmie and auntee stoopid. And it's not a nize kat bed (like a kitteee kup), but a kat bed in da shape of a toona! How meowmie laffed and laffed and laffed. She sed how funne it wuz dat a big fishee wuz eetin mineself.

So I warn you, mine friends. Auntee stoopid made dis bed and she mite just make anudder. Be on da lukout for a suspishus package and if you open it and see a big toona, a vere big toona wif a big open mouf, RUN FOR YOUR VERE LIFE!

luff,

pizza pi