| When Piglet furzt joined DaFURR, she had a harrowyng storee to tell. Not onlee waz she forzd to wear awl kindz uf doll clothez (including a purrtikularlee tackee sweatur,) but her wickyd meowmie delightyd in diztributyng PURRNO fotoz uf hur on da Infurrnet, such az da wun beloo. (Da foto haz been alturd to purrvide hur wid at leezt sum dignatee....) |
Piglet's wicked meowmie waz cited manee timez by DaFURR az being on da top lizt uf aboosing meowmiez, and receeved frekwent reebukez frum DaFURR. Did dat stop hur?? No, uf korze not! Owr frend Piggy waz driven wunze agane to enturr da Martyr uf da Munth kontezt becauze uf DA LATEZT OUTRAYGE! Diz iz da storee she told: I wud like ta entur diz monfz martur ob da monf kontezt. Az yu noe, I haz suffured terribo abooz in mine wun an a haf yeerz of life. An ta make matturz werze, Iz hairlezz kat sew I dont effun haf sum of da sayme ritez and protekshunz dat mine furful feline fwendz haf. Well, azide fwom da koztoomz an da purrno an da tail-slammin, der iz wun ongoink kaze ob abooz in mine houze...week afur week...nefur endink. Dat iz baftime!
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..she confrontz da horror... | 
..and triez despurratelee to ezcape... |
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Shortlee affur deze fotoz were tayken, hur meowmie forzefully put Piggy in dat tub and gotted hur awl zoapy and WET. Da storee uf deze atrociteez moved DaFURRianz to elect Piglet to be Martyr uf da Munth uf Octoburr!! |
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