Now here
is something for all you conspiracy theorists out there on the internet...
Ferrets in Space !
Yes, it is true. Ferrets have been in space years ago. This all boils down to a lot of different things here. You see ferrets are small, compact, and travel real easy on space ships. And work for only kibble and raisins a day! No multimillion dollar contracts for them, just an endless supply of stinky socks, squeaky toys, and chewies! Perfect explorers and workers! They love to dig up soil samples and often are seen practicing around the house in their spare time on unsuspecting owners potted plants!
And of course we all know that Mars landing wasn't that successful if
it ever really happened, right? Well I happen to know the reason why.
You see in the lower left hand part of this area is a picture of a ferret,
(who shall remain nameless, just like I promised Hobbes.) This nameless
ferret, (I'm doing good Hobbes keeping you a secret!), apparently had
one of his buddies, (Don't worry Shelby I'm not telling either!), snap
this picture to prove that ferrets were there first! Well, and then
they stole the Mars Rover and hid it under that secret cave they have
under that mound of a rock that people say looks like a face. Actually
if you really look at it in the right light, you'll notice it bears
an uncanny resemblance to that alien head ferret logo of Quarks! Coincidence?
I think not!
"Now what pry tell are you getting at?" you ask here unknowingly,
wink wink, say no more! Well, you see this all totally explains why
the fact ferrets are not allowed in California! Yes, it has to do with
the fact that well, NASA is in Florida. You see California is so jealous
of the fact that they don't have the space center there, and thus have
decided to take it out on ferrets the first true astronaughts out there!
Besides smelling better than the original chimps sent up into orbit,
they are just more photogenic and personable than primates! It's all
so very true, honest! Would I tell a lie just to amuse you? |
