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Just click and away you go to all these wonderful links! Wow!
Handy Links!
Business site! Get it? Ha ha ha! A group of ferrets is called a business!
Now let's go get us some socks dude!
Hobbes shows ferrets were there first!
Astro-ferret Shelby during the little known mission to Mars!
"Say, do you forsee that she might actually make an amusing page?"
Heads or Tails?
orna-MENTAL-ferts!
Welcome to the Be Amused With Ferrets Page!

I'm not guaranteeing total amusements, but perhaps you might get some guffahs and snifforts from what ever I might have on here.

I've got a special link to a wonderful sock story that if you own ferrets you just might associate with it!

Another link to a new twist on the usual "Get Dooked!" We often see on ferret based web sites! My own sick twisted version of it. Go on get Ferret Cursed!
(Only applicable if you own ferrets!)

And yet one more link to more information about some new cartoons that have sprung forth out of my very odd twisted little mind. And of course ferrets are the stars in it!

Don't forget to read more fun things below here, and try to be amused to humor me!
Click above for a sock stealing story!
Click above for a new twist on the old "Get Dooked!" THE FERRET CURSE!
Click above to get info about and get to the ferret cartoons!
Hey! Do I amuse you? Am I like a clown here?
the Quarks alien ferret head logo!
Now here is something for all you conspiracy theorists out there on the internet...

Ferrets in Space !

Yes, it is true. Ferrets have been in space years ago. This all boils down to a lot of different things here. You see ferrets are small, compact, and travel real easy on space ships. And work for only kibble and raisins a day! No multimillion dollar contracts for them, just an endless supply of stinky socks, squeaky toys, and chewies! Perfect explorers and workers! They love to dig up soil samples and often are seen practicing around the house in their spare time on unsuspecting owners potted plants!
And of course we all know that Mars landing wasn't that successful if it ever really happened, right? Well I happen to know the reason why. You see in the lower left hand part of this area is a picture of a ferret, (who shall remain nameless, just like I promised Hobbes.) This nameless ferret, (I'm doing good Hobbes keeping you a secret!), apparently had one of his buddies, (Don't worry Shelby I'm not telling either!), snap this picture to prove that ferrets were there first! Well, and then they stole the Mars Rover and hid it under that secret cave they have under that mound of a rock that people say looks like a face. Actually if you really look at it in the right light, you'll notice it bears an uncanny resemblance to that alien head ferret logo of Quarks! Coincidence? I think not!
"Now what pry tell are you getting at?" you ask here unknowingly, wink wink, say no more! Well, you see this all totally explains why the fact ferrets are not allowed in California! Yes, it has to do with the fact that well, NASA is in Florida. You see California is so jealous of the fact that they don't have the space center there, and thus have decided to take it out on ferrets the first true astronaughts out there! Besides smelling better than the original chimps sent up into orbit, they are just more photogenic and personable than primates! It's all so very true, honest! Would I tell a lie just to amuse you?
To the left, unidentified male ferret seen prior to stealing and hiding the mars rover. (See I still didn't tell Hobbes)

To the right unidentified female ferret-naught seen in the space craft.
(Don't worry Shelby, my lips are sealed)
see Quarks at ferret-universe.com !
Hey what do you expect? An egg in your beer? Sheesh! This is purely for amusements only!
When trying to get great ferret pictures, always hire a stand in!
To the left there are the best two ferrets I have along with my four. Now those two ferrets are the best ferrets out here, never poop in unexpected corners, never get sick, and always love to pose for any pictures. Here they are showing off the hats that my kids would never dream of wearing at all! We won't even mention what the real fuzzies did to the bandanna's and bow ties I attempted to put on them for a great picture! Sheesh! Kids!
Well this concludes this broadcasting day of this page,  stay tuned to this odd little square for no more further ferret amusement updates! At least not just yet, but one just never knows!

Giggles!
Norka
My crew, gang sniffing a sweet little ferret at the frolic
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