THE FERRET CURSE !!!!
(only applicable if you own ferrets)
in other words if you don't own ferrets this curse don't mean a thing!

You have been ferret cursed!

May your shoes, never the right ones always just the left ones mysteriously be found with teeth marks on them, and always the good shoes never the cheap non-brand shoes you could care less about.

May you bore your friend(s), family and coworker(s) to tears
with cute adorable ferret pictures and stories to no ends of the earth!

May your car keys always never be found where you left them,
yet mysteriously appear in your ferret(s)'s hiding spots miraculously
days later with no apparent connection to said ferret(s).

May you suddenly yearn for golden juicy raisins run out and buy them, only to give them to your ferret(s) instead.

May you find unexpected lovely "presents" in odd corners of your home, only after company arrives to visit.

May you find yourself so enamored with ferrets you find yourself often searching  the world wide web to see others ferrets on web-sites thus keeping silly people like me in business with something to do!

May you find walking into a pet store very difficult without leaving
with yet another ferret thus making ferret math a reality in your home.

May you suddenly find yourself looking at odd objects thinking,
"My now, that would make a great ferret toy!"

May you find yourself owning many various ferret themed clothing,
jewelry, bumper stickers, etc. thus proclaiming to the world
"I love ferrets!" Thus even more so spreading the word and causing
said ferret curse to spread to the point that one day ferrets
will be the most popular pet on the planet!

May you find your place of residence so overwhelmed with ferret toys
to the point you just might need a bigger home so they can have their
own personal  playroom. And of course their room being the largest in
the home while you are stuck in a room the size of a broom closet
just for their comfort, happiness, and well being.

May you and your ferret(s) have long healthy and happy lives.

May you cherish and enjoy their crazy dances, antics, and ways,
taking that zeal for life into your own heart thus living your life to its
fullest extent always including them in it, while never being blue
and always chasing fulfilling rainbows with
large pots of gold at the end!

Most of all may you have a sense of humor about this page,
and the patience to have read it this far!
Giggles,
Cyber Mustelid
(AKA Norka)

*** PLEASE NOTE***
Curse may or may not be available in all states or countries,
void in Kentucky U.S.A. and certain parts of
Istanbul, (which once was Constantonople).
Also offer of curse only valid in New York U.S.A.  on
Tuesdays and Thursdays between 8:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. valid
only with proper curse permit and or after curse permit
paperwork for the N.Y. curse permit has been filed and
lost and filed again, then hidden under four city planning files books
for approximately ten months and chewed by rabid rats.
Reader assumes all taxes, damages, and applicable costs from
said curse, designers of curse are not to be held
responsible or  liable for the results/consequences of said curse.
Thank you please drive through, have a nice day and all that.

This page is dedicated in memory of my first ferret Weasle. Who danced into my life many years ago. Who stole my car keys, (making me late for work), as well as lighters, various undergarments, and as well as most of all my heart! You will be sadly missed and yet I know you wait for me by that rainbow bridge. Walk in beauty little one, peace and love to you and the many others that keep you company while we your companions in life wait to see you all again. Blessed be.