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| One day while messing with his Little Ferret's Wizard and Alchemy Kit, Hobbes mixed according to directions two very combustible properties: Eye of Newt, and Sock of Human! Suddenly all the nice stinky socks from the entire neighborhood filled up the room! |
| The Sock Story |
| There were dirty socks, stinky socks as far as the ferret eye could see! Red ones, blue ones, even those weird ones with toes! As Hobbes pounced on a rather ripe old pair of hunting socks enjoying the deep rich heady sweaty boot aroma, he realized that there were just far too many socks for one ferret to enjoy and especially stash away all by oneself! So he called on his trusty buddy Norka, who happened to own a very nice wagon. |
| "Can this be true? You mean you have more than enough to share? Consider me there dude!" Chimed in Norka, who dooked and danced with glee at the idea of diving nose first into all those incredibly stinky socks! It was a lot of work, after looking over all the socks they soon realized it's going to take some team work. Norka piled the socks onto Hobbes's back and slowly they filled the wagon right full! |
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| Murphy's Law also pertains to ferrets! While Hobbes and Norka were busy with gathering up and putting all the ripe stinky socks into the wagon, sure enough someone else caught whiff of all those lovely smelly socks too. So, just like when your trying to play solitaire comes along that one person who always tells you just how you should play the cards you see, along comes Shelby, with intent on those stinky socks! But the boys weren't worried for they certainly had more than enough stinky dirty smelly socks to share! And they sure could use an extra hand to gather up all those socks before the humans realized that they were missing! |
| So everybody worked together and fast too! Before that stinky sock aroma let the humans know just what happened. They all took turns packing down the socks in the wagon so they could keep putting in more socks. In went all those glorious stinky sweaty socks! All the time they all were dooking, mumbling and chuckling to each other about what a find they all have to share. Everyone was quite proud of Hobbes, who to this day refuses to share that secret recipe, or so I was told. After all the work was done, they all pulled that full wagon off into the sunset, giggling with glee, and there were never a pair of matched socks in that neighborhood again! So if in the event you ever suddenly find all your stinky dirty socks missing, Hobbes just might have shared that super secret recipe after all and just didn't tell a human the truth! |
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