 |
| E-mail V: "FISH" from: Shamrock Shakes |
| I have heard much talk on this site of an all powerful Chustaline Wondercow. However, NEVER, NOT ONCE, Do you actually give an definition and or discripiton of said cow. ...Please elaborate. Secondly Sisyphus seemed to only be present for a day or two. Is he dead? ~Shamrock Shakes |
| Ello, mortal scumbag. It is I, Voksnel, here to answer your frivolous, yet sufficingly appropriate, questions. First of all, you, cretin, should be melted by a plasma raygun and drunk by a fat man with Chinese spoons. It is "Crystalline_Wondercow," not "Chustaline Wondercow!" Your lack of respect for the great Cow absolutely appalls me. However, considering your first question, the disrespect is almost understandable. True, we at the HQ assume too much in regard to human knowledge. It was, I suppose, appropriate to ask that question. The Crystalline_Wondercow is an ancient relic discovered by Cheezy_Goodness in Egypt, and it also was the cause for my journey to this dispicable planet. It is quite possibly the most powerful object in the entire galaxy, due to its supposedly unlimited omniscience. Unfortunately, even though it posesses all knowledge (to our knowledge), it only reveals what it deems important at the time. The All-Powerful Cow tragically gives us much too much credit, though, and often times C_G and I find ourselves desiring more knowledge than we are given. However, we are sure that the Cow knows best, and we full-heartedly trust Its judgement. As for Sisyphus . . . Yes, he does work for the Cow. However, his work is not in the HQ, and is therefore seldom viewable on human home "PC's" and "lap-tops." The nature of his work is confidential. Sorry. Well, I'm not, actually... There! Another reply to another series of pathetic queries done. I'm off to explore a wormhole. Be gone. Signing out- -~Voksnel~- finis |
 |
| The Grand LINKS Page (Snel's & C_G's favorite links) |