E-Mail IV:
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from Pennsylvanian Interglued
do you know me?
Hello, Pennsylvanian Interglued, mortal larva of small stature and unique eyesight.  Do I know you?  Why, yes, yes I do.  I know many things, including you.

You see, the Crystalline_Wondercow, that great relic discovered by Cheezy_Goodness in the desert of Egypt, sees all and knows all, although unlocking its information is difficult at times.  So, I ask it about Pennsylvanian Interglued, and, through the right questions, I come to obtain an understanding of her.  You are she.  You are a young adolescent human who plans on fleeing from her parents and town to some far-off state in the future.  You spend too much time online, your eye count is four, and your scalp is abundant in rich, growing life-forms.

Yes, Pennsylvanian Interglued,
I know you.

And
that is cause for fear.

Signing off-

-~Voksnel~-
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