| E-Mail II: (none) Actually, I think this subject is very correct. There really is no subject. But if you're one that's into grammar . . . this one may make you scream. . . . |
| Voksnel. Hello I Bet You Think You Know Who I Am But You Don't Know And You Can't Make Me, So Don't Even Try. And If You Think That I Am Writing With The First Letter Of Each Word In Caps You'd Be Wrong, I Just Wanted An Ice Cream Bar, And You Just Couldn't Let Me Have It Can't A Man Eat His Own Ice Cream Bar? And If You Think I'm A Man, Well I Oughta Sock Ya In Tha Kissa, Cause You Dont Think That I'm going To Really Think That You Can Say Something So Vulgar And You Can't Be Smakin Me Around Cause I Don't Take That From Anybody, Boy I Will Karate You Up So You Better Watch Out And If You Don't Give ME My God**** Ice Cream Bar You Won't Ever See Your Mom Again Cause I will Eat That **** Ice Cream And Flee And You Won't Be Able To Do Anything About It. ha... |
| Well, if that wasn't enough, Leia Spongekisser immediantly sent another e-mail, which I have also included here. |
| You Better Write Back Le*ia |
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| Voksnel's Reply to Leia Spongekisser Greetings, Leia. Thank you, puny mortal larva, for your message. I have been . . . expecting your message . . . for a long time. I am slightly prophetic, you know. Just one of the many reasons I am superior to your kind. Anyway, you may think you fooled me into believing that you started every word in your e-mail in caps, BUT YOU DIDN'T!!! You see, I am very clever, larva, and I noticed MULTIPLE words in your message that were not in caps!!! For example, "will" in your last sentence is not captialized! And neither is "going" in the second sentence! You're pathetic indeed, although that should be expected of an Earth-mortal. You did, however, manage to provide me with some interesting and intelligent conversation, so I shall address that now. Actually, yes, I do know who you am. ...are... Ahem. A small mountain gnome told me exactly who you are. Not only that, but I happen to know that you live in Evestown, IL, and what school you go to. You're homeschooled! Yes . . . it's all very clear to me . . . the burly mountain gnome of my dream, all of his secrets concerning a Leia Spongekisser, and the ice cream bar! Of course I wouldn't actually give you the ice cream bar, of course not! I needed it . . . WOULD YOU DEPRIVE A POOR HAMSTER OF HIS NOURISHMENT?! Dmitri needed the ice cream more than you, you blubber-faced glutton! The poor black bear hamster Dmitri, entrusted to me by the Gollem overlords of the Arctic Circle, that poor creature needed immediate attention to the state of his empty digestive oragans! All hamsters deserve the same amount of gluttonry, and Dmitri asked for only an ice cream bar! What a noble request from a hamster with such needs! You are a selfish creature indeed to attempt usurping that rodent's rights. Pursuit of happiness! Pursuit of happiness! Oh, and if you flee, I will too have something to do about it! You cannot begin to imagine my power, doomed creature . . . To be blessed with a taste of understanding about my awe-striking powers, stay tuned for the long-anticipated arrival of my newest page: "The Summer of Voksnel and His Rise to Power." Signing off . . . -~Voksnel~- finis |
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