If you have something funny, or if you have a comment about something I have on here already, then you can email it to me! Don't send something bad, or else I'll spam you until you can't see anymore! And obviously it won't get put on the site if it's bad...
| The 5th Avacado | ...and then it exploded AGAIN! You're gunna laugh until you cry with this video. Then you're gunna get wetter from all the crying! Haha, just watch it already. |
| A while back my computer was having crazy problems where the screen would go black for multiple seconds. So what'd Martin do? He wrote a song! Black Screen of Death baby!! Best song EVER! Both written AND sung by Martino, this will knock your socks off and then rock them like there's no day after tomorrow! Spread this one around folks, it's gunna be big! | |
| Boredom Satisfiers | When you're really really bored, just check this list out. Ninety examples of things you can do when you have nothing to do. You should be scared if you've done many of these things already. "After niiine coronas..." |
| Bown Chica Bown Wown is one of the original masterpieces developed by Martino. Best kinkay music ever! This is the Chipmunk Version - ie it was sped up and now sounds like a chipmunk. | |
| Cereal Bawcksz | "It's for my dad..." *Thumbs up* Haha, definitely a must-see video! You'll be tempted to try to pull something like it afterwards. MEEP MEEP! |
| Daniel Cook Website | Stupid kid... such an ignorant asshole... Haha, there isn't much on his website. Only fun thing is the snowman. MEP! Oh, he has a tv show. Asshole... |
| Demented Cartoon Video | One of the greatest videos of all animated time. It's half an hour, but BOY OH BOY is it worth it! In fact, you should watch it again if you've seen it already. DO IT! |
| EbaumsWorld | Most people know this site already, so I won't ramble. For those who don't, it's basically got a wackload of wacky videos (amongst other things). Check out EVERYTHING by GroupX (Too Many Guyz link below on this page) |
| Fuck Video | Don't worry, it's nothing dirtay. This site is clean! Anyway, this is one of the classic ebaums flash videos. You'll be quoting this for days! |
| GoldenWords.net | Weekly Humour Newspaper made by students from Queen's University. Some pretty good stuff on there! If you want to know a bit more about it, check out their FAQ section. |
| Hell Exam | This is the exam all university students wish for, but only few are lucky enough to get. Even then you have to be pretty sneaky to be able to do what this guy did. Still, I give all the props to the Prof who thought up this question. WERD! |
| Hot or Not | Don't think this site is funny? Well, it may not be hilarious to all viewers... but then one day a certain Retard McDumbass came along! Check out that score! Then once you've done that, you can compare the score to another account on the site... Perhaps, the Cait in the Hait! Whilst that seems ALMOST normal... I'm not done yet. So you think you've seen some nifty girls in this world, do you? Well, what if I told you that this girl was actually a man! *GASP* Haha, so the score isn't amazing... but hey! Check out the score relative to others on the site! |
| Lions and Tigers in Kenya | Forget Norway! If you've ever thought about Kenya physically urinating all over Norway, then this is FO SHIZZLE the site for you. If not, it's STILL FOR SHIZZLE the site for you! Most catchy music ever. And, if you happen to receive the dancing lion emoticon on msn, THIS IS WHERE IT'S FROM! Should always know your emoticon's roots. |
| The Mep Site | Back by popular demand*, this is probably the weirdest HTML thing ever. So here it is! Look through, find crazy stuff... you may be surprised! (*Popular Demand = Martin wanted it.) |
| Nerd Jokes | Jokes about mathematicians, engineers, physicists, etc. Some proofs (crack math baby, yeah!) as well as apparently true stories. This link starts you off with some good proofs. I spent my SE101 lab/tutorial today looking through the site, and made a list of the ones I liked. Note: You need to be a nerd to understand most of these. |
| Odd Todd | MEP! Odd Todd is the master. Mep is by far the most widely used word in the dawg vocabulary, and it's all thanks to this guy. There's mep-ball, dress-mep, cookay-slots with mep, etc etc... But the site isn't JUST about mep, no not at all! There are many other random things going on in there. I would highly recommend watching his first video first, and the site will even tell you that too. Afterwards, go crazy! The other videos are definitely worth the watch, so make sure to see them as well. Otherwise there's movie reviews, daily comments, and much much more. MEP! |
| RateMyTeachers.ca | Can be funny if you find the right stuff! Go HERE for a walkthrough, and specific links to speed up the process to laughing. |
| Odd Todd's RED EYE Movie Review | Yeah that's right. Red Eye. Movie review. Odd Todd. |
| Staying Sane | Sixteen ways to preserve your (in)sanity. I challenge you all to actually try all of these. Most of them wouldn't be that hard to do! Have fun going crazy. |
| Thy Smells of Cheese | Thy Smells of Cheese... What can I say. It's a play I wrote over an extended period of time - first half while in Berlin, second half while in Canada (summer of 2005). It won't make a whole lot of sense, and the cheese-factor grows near the end. It's pretty damn long too, so I would recommend having a lot of free time before starting this. Make sure to read the credits at the bottom. |
| Too Many Guyz | A brilliant Group-X video! CHOOT CHOOT GUYZ!! Haha. Just watch it, you won't think I'm on as many drugs afterwards. |
| The Ultimate Showdown | Who do YOU think will come out on top? Will it be godzilla? Indiana Jones? Batman? Watch this video to find out! |
| University Jokes | Jokes about universities. HIGHlarious! The first half is "How many students from *insert uni here* does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Some of those are brilliant. Then there's even FUNNIER stuff afterwards! |
| University Life | More jokes about universities. This one is all about the weird that happen at university. Most of them are even true! |
| Urban Dictionary | If you are unsure of the meaning of a word, what are you gunna do? Look it up in the dictionary of course! So if you're going to bother doing that, might as well use a GOOD dictionary! IE this one! It's very... uhh... educational, yes. |
| YTMND | You're The Man Now Dawg! Lots of links to pages with catchy songs and stupid pictures. Check it out! |
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