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Q: How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.

Q: How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q: How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one but he gets 6 credits for it.

Q: How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, Sudbury looks better in the dark.

Q: How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Q: How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

Q: How many Western students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and another to mix the drinks.

Q: How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.

Q: How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out.

Q: How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but she can't do it on Friday night.

Q: How many University of Calgary students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seven, one to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

Q: How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seven, one to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure.

Q: How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, one to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it.

Q: How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, lava lamps don't burn out man!

Q: How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, one to do it and three to translate the instructions to english.

Q: How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, they make it a campus affair.

Q: How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There's a university in Manitoba?

Q: How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, one to change the bulb and four to find the perfect outfit for the occasion.

Q: How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, he screws everything, why not a light bulb?

Q: How many Laval students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but she would insist that the way she did it was distinct.

Q: How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university.

Q: How many United States university/college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Depends, how much is the athletic scholarship worth?



Other Stuffs

Q: What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation?
A: "Boss."

Q: Why don't they have Christmas at Western?
A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster?
A: With a restraining order.

A severe storm rumbled through Guelph last week and destroyed the entire town:
$10 worth of damage was reported.

Q: Why is it so windy in Kingston?
A: Because Queen's blows.

Q: What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
A: An undergraduate degree.

Q: What's the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Walks home.

Q: How can you tell if a McMaster student is a heterosexual?
A: He can outrun his roommate!

Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q: Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
A: Naturally, the students were very upset.... some of the books weren't colored-in yet.

Q: Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do you get a Western grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
A: The Ministry of Immigration.