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| Scene 5 |
In the dark streets of Berlin, R Dawg and The Dawgs run into Dome and The Wankers.
Enter R Dawg and a group of Dawgs.
R Dawg: Yo Dawgs, look ahead at what comes...
Dome and his gang slow down to stop at The Dawgs.
Enter Dome and The Wankers.
{To Dome} Hey there!
Dome: What gives?
R Dawg: Nothing much but the stench of thee
Dome: Are you, sir, saying that I smell?
R Dawg: You smell, master stink, of a strong degree
Like nothing else known by me
I would like to get away from your horrific smell please,
For you, sir, smell very much like cheese
Dome: That is enough out of you!
But hey, what is new?
Whenever you speak your mouth spills out shit
And even more, you can't back up any of it!
R Dawg: Ask anyone in this area surrounding your smell
They'd all surely prefer to go to hell
And if they do not admit of your odour
It is surely something they will regret when they get older!
Dome: Be gone sir! Before I kick your sorry ass
R Dawg: Oh, so now a fight is what you ask?
T Dawg: R Dawg, sir, there comes police!
There is no need of hurried disturbance of peace
R Dawg: You are right, we must go, but Dome!
{To Dome} You must not near us roam
For your overwhelming stink of cheese-
T Dawg: Come on, sir! Hold up on your tease
R Dawg and The Dawgs leave to their meeting place (The Dawg-House) as the police pass by the scene. Dome and The Wankers also leave to wherever they go.
Exit All.
Back at The Dawg House where M Dawg joins with his group, R Dawg consults his Dawgs in a meeting to decide their course of action. There is also a new Dawg to the group.
Enter R Dawg, M Dawg, and all other Dawgs.
Scene 2
R Dawg: Well hello everyone, an interesting night it is
For we again have met up with Dome and The Wankers of his
And hey, wait up, what is this that I see?
What is the name of this new joined he?
M Dawg: He is a new one to our group that came with great light
He was excited to come to our meeting tonight
R Dawg: I am sure, M Dawg, that he can talk for himself
In the meanwhile please, get me a drink from that shelf
So Dawg, newly joined to our gang
What name do you present to us in modern Dawg slang?
New Dawg: Well sir, I don't know, I have only my name
That was given to me from my mother Jame
R Dawg: And what was this name that was given to your smile?
New Dawg: My name, Kyle, is not worth while
R Dawg: Do not worry Kyle, for now that you are here
K Dawg it will be, and understood with fear
For you see K Dawg, you have come in a time
That presents trouble and overwhelming crime
M Dawg: I think, sir, you should explain to him
For he has no idea of what lights are dim
R Dawg: K Dawg, listen up, for this is our history
It is not herioc, nor long, nor gory
It is, however, fully true
And now it will be completed with the help of you
For long whiles we the well known Dawgs
Have not been on good terms with Dome and his frogs
They own a club, where location is nice
We can't get it from them, no matter the price
Kyle: So there is this land that you want to own
But there are other things that should make themselves known
With this new land, what are you planning to do?
And what of the "frogs" when this has gone through?
R Dawg: Dome smells like cheese, I care not of his frogs
Right now all I want is to get rid of those hogs
That land I want for these Dawgs you see here
A club of our own to make very clear
M Dawg: So now what to do, we have to decide
And you the Dawgs must follow our guide
We must get in touch with the inside of things
And take it from underneath their blind nose rings
R Dawg: Aha! I have got it! I great new plan
They not yet know of our new member man
So K Dawg you will be the lead of this try
And into their system you must now pry
M Dawg: He can go in and make himself known
As a friendly subject to the wanked up thrown!
Make friends with high members of their society
And then bring the information back to R Dawg and me
Somehow you must get the building in your care
And they won't notice until The Dawgs are in there!
R Dawg: Never such a brilliant plan has come forth
The Dawgs party all night at the new idea.
Exit All.
In the palace of The Wankers, Dome chats it up with his best friend, Fabian.
Enter Dome and Fabian.
We must get to it at once! To The Dawgs! Up north!
Scene 3
Dome: Oh those fucking bastards, I hate them so much
Fabian: Calm down my brother Wanker, take a breath and such
I know all they want is our fine club estate
But should The Golden Brick cause so much hate?
Dome: I know, I know, you think I'm overreacting
You think I'm getting high off my bling-chickity-bling
We fight at every time we unexpectedly meet
There are too many upsets in the middle of the street
Fabian: It all comes with fame my little bro
If you don't want some trouble then your attention must go
So just ignore all their shit that comes your way
And happy with life your mind shall stay
Dome: I guess you are right, like you always are
The simple truth just seems so damn far
Fabian: Just calm down your temper and all will be well
A knock on the door, and - Woah... what the hell?
Who is it that comes to this door right now?
Voice: A visitor, sir, and I may enter how?
Dome: You have permission to enter, so speak your mind
A body comes through the door.
Enter Kyle.
And if you speak shit we'll kick out your behind
Fabian: Sit here on this chair, and tell us what you want
Kyle: I am new to this place, coming from Vermont
I hear that your group is a respected and known one
That know's when and how to have the best fun
Dome: Well thank you, sir, you have heard right
We party hard all through the night
And let me guess what you came here to seek
You want to join our group after a sneak peek?
Kyle: Well, yes, sir, that would be nice
Hopefully I can afford your beautiful club's price
Dome: Awesome, you seem to be all right
We'll show you around and party tonight
Then you can decide if you like it here
In the mean time, Fabian, get us a beer
Here, this map to the club is self explanatory
Kyle: So where exactly are we going to party?
Dome: The Golden Brick, it's down the street
Quite possibly the best people there you'll meet
Fabian: It fucking rocks the city at night
But there are certain people that can cause a fight
They don't fit in with our good group
Dome: But don't worry my new recruited troop
The Dawgs are no match for our experience
Our group will show you what it means to dance
Fabian: We haven't asked you your name yet, sir
It is necessary for our bouncer to be sure
Kyle: Oh, yes, so I am admitted in
Well, I have not a nickname with this grin
But those who know me have found a name
Leo is what they say, it's a bit lame
Fabian: Not lame at all! At least it's easy to remember
Dome: The fire dies low, throw a match at that glowing ember
Dome, Fabian and the new boy Leo laugh and joke for a while. Then Leo leaves, planning to meet them at The Golden Brick that night.
Exit All.
Kyle runs into M Dawg on the way out and tells him what's up.
Enter Kyle and M Dawg.
Scene 4
Kyle: Hey, what are you doing here?
Aren't you holding up a tiny bit of fear
We're right outside of The Wanker's area
M Dawg: Don't worry Dawg, they don't know ya
So how'd it go, did they let you in?
Kyle: Yeah man, I'm in and spinnin'
M Dawg: Awesome shit, that's good stuff, but listen
There's a few things that your mind might be missin'
R Dawg has been fucking around with The Wankers for years
It'll be different for you and your newbie ears
Me and R Dawg know everything that goes on
But you see you're new here and like a shitting dog on a lawn
It's ok the first time, they'll let you go
But if you're not carefull they'll say more than no
Kyle: I catch your drift masta M Dawg
I'm gunna go for a quick jog
M Dawg: As long as you know what you're getting into man
I hate throwing people into shit they ban
Kyle: I told you guy, you don't gotta worry about me
If there's danger it'll be the first thing I see
I can handle myself no problem and these Wankers too
M Dawg: Good, so you just do what you gotta do
Kyle: Alright man, I'll catch ya later then
M Dawg: Yeah, back at the Dawgy den
Kyle jogs off away into the distant streets, and M Dawg continues on his way back to The Dawg House, thinking aloud.
Oh man, this could be bad
M Dawg changes his course and heads off towards the house of a fellow dawg, J Dawg.
Exit All.
I don't know if he'll be driven mad
R Dawg doesn't realise that these are people too
And using them is something he'd easily do
As long as K Dawg can pull himself through
Then The Dawgs can start a life that's brand new
Maybe we can get rid of the corrupt dictatorship
And put someone in with less of a lip
If I could take control things would be straight
And there would be no groups and no overwhelming hate
I'm sure there are those that would agree to this plan
I'll go chat it up with that James Dawg man...
Kyle is at the entrance way of The Golden Brick where he plans to meet The Wankers for a party.
Enter Kyle and Bouncer.
Kyle: Hey there guy, what's going on?
Bouncer: Who are you kid, before I beat you off this lawn.
Kyle: Chill man, it's all right
I'm new to this gang starting with this party tonight
My name is Leo, should be on the list
Bouncer: Yeah you're here, no reason to be pissed
Kyle enters the club and looks around. He quickly spots Dome and goes over to him.
Enter Dome and wankers around him.
Just go inside and look around the place
It won't take long to find a familiar face
Kyle: Hey Dome, what's up? This place kicks ass
Dome: Why thank you little man, can I pour you a glass?
I'm glad you like our kick ass club
Downstairs is my personal vodka pub
Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce you
This is Phine, my girlfriend
Phine: Nice to meet you.
Kyle: The pleasure is mine along with this wink
As Kyle orders something to drink he gets lost in Phine's beauty.
Excuse me sir, a nice vodka to drink
{Aside} Oh jesus, won't you look at her
I swear her eyes alone could make me purr
What a hot and sexy lady Dome has there
And her shirt is holding a really sweet pair
I'd better stop looking at this beauty beside Dome
Before I lose control and take her home
{to Dome} All right then Dome, I'll catch you later
Dome: No problem my newly joined master baiter
Kyle parties until early in the morning with The Wanker Gang. He leaves at 4 in the morning.
Exit All except Kyle.
As Kyle walks down the street he runs into a girl from The Dawg Gang.
Enter ChelC.
ChelC: Hey, and what are you doing out here?
Kyle: I'm sorry lady but I don't know you I fear
ChelC: My name is ChelC, girlfriend of R Dawg
I saw you at the meeting but my head had a clog
So how's it going with The Wanker Gang?
It's been forever since I gave Dome a rang
Kyle: You're friends with Dome? How can that be?
I thought between Dawgs and Wankers there was only misery
ChelC: We are old friends, I knew him from school
Back when no one was considered a loser or cool
Kyle: I see, that's nice, well to answer your question
The Wankers have the nicest club I've ever been in
I don't understand what's up with this feud
Dome seems like a pretty cool dude
ChelC: I don't quite understand it either
Most of The Dawg's don't really either
We're different types of people, it's true
Believe it or not, our future relies upon you
R Dawg does have a bad history with Dome
But that kind of shit he keeps locked deep at home
No one asks, not even me
And I'm his girlfriend, so it's weird you see
Kyle: Well thanks very much for this useful information
Kyle continues on his way, and ChelC continues on her way too.
Exit All.
As ChelC walks home, she notices M Dawg and J Dawg sitting on a bench. She goes to say hi but hears something about R Dawg and stops to eavesdrop.
Enter ChelC, M Dawg, and J Dawg.
Seems as though I should have stayed on vacation
Hopefully I'll do good for The Dawgs in the end
And problems with The Wankers I shall hopefully mend
Scene 2
J Dawg: I catch your drift man, and I'd have to agree
R Dawg pisses me off more than a fucking bee
Have you talked to anyone else of this shit?
M Dawg: No man, just you, that's it
The thing is I think there's plenty more
Who would join us if we knocked on their door
So all we have to do is rally up those dudes
And from then on we can solve our own feuds
J Dawg: The thing is though man, I agree with this shit
But how are we planning to go through with all of it?
I mean what are we gunna do, kick his ass?
M Dawg: Overpower him by means of mass
The more the better, and we'll charge straight in
With our desire and hope and bottles of gin
ChelC: {Aside} Oh shit that's not good, R Dawg's in trouble
They'll gather support and surround him like a bubble
They don't seem to be very cautious either
Fighting and cheating, I happen to like neither
M Dawg: This afternoon it starts, we'll visit each Dawg
M Dawg and J Dawg get up and leave. ChelC turns around and heads to R Dawg's house to explain what she has heard.
Exit All.
Kyle walks back to The Dawg House. He walks in on R Dawg and ChelC talking.
Enter R Dawg, K Dawg, and ChelC.
The power no longer will R Dawg hog
I'm sure more than half of The Dawgs that we know
Will agree with our theory that R Dawg must go
Scene 3
R Dawg: Ahem... So K Dawg, my buddy
You must feel like a piece of silly puddy
Being thrown around so early as a Dawg
Kyle: Nah, I just went for a jog
R Dawg: Good... Well as it is important I must know
How did your visit with Dome go?
Kyle: Good, actually, it went great...
Awkward silence falls over The Dawg House.
R Dawg: ...Are you hungry?
Kyle: I already ate.
More awkward silence...
ChelC: So Kyle, what are you doing tonight?
Kyle: No idea... it just got light
Early in the morning it is
And I really have to take a whiz
R Dawg: Well of course! Go ahead!
Kyle leaves to the bathroom.
And you must be tired, you can use my bed
R Dawg: Oh ChelC, what am I to do?
What if M Dawg's idea actually flew?
How many Dawgs are loyally true
If J Dawg is already in on this too?
ChelC: Don't worry honey, it'll be ok
We just have to get M Dawg's mind astray
Kyle will have the club very soon
We'll just distract M Dawg this afternoon
That will keep things your way
For at least one more day
R Dawg: As of now K Dawg is with us
Kyle returns from the bathroom.
But if M Dawg starts to discuss -
Kyle: Where's your bed man, I'm out
R Dawg: Here. If you need anything give me a shout
Kyle goes to bed.
I'll be gone until tonight
{Aside} The Dawgs need to be set right
ChelC: Let's go to my place and get some rest
Then we can decide what action is best
R Dawg: Oh I know what action is best
R Dawg and ChelC leave to "get some sleep".
Exit All.
Kyle wakes up and wanders to the kitchen for something to eat. R Dawg is there. It's noon.
Enter Kyle and R Dawg.
Scene 4
R Dawg: Good morning K Dawg, how was your sleep?
Kyle: It was good, fast and deep
R Dawg: This morning I was doing some thinking
And I don't think you're doing enough drinking
If we really want this to work out in the end
You have to be more than Dome's friend
Kyle: One question for you
What exactly is it you want me to do?
R Dawg: You need to spend more time with him
Get what info you can when the lights are dim
It's a tough job for such short time
But flattery will make him turn like a dime
He's partying tonight with a good friend
To you must both their heads bend
Kyle: Yeah no problem, I'll do it
R Dawg drifts off into his own thoughts about dealing with M Dawg.
For now I need to eat some good shit
R Dawg: {Aside} Now that I have K Dawg out of the way
Kyle bounces off after eating. ChelC comes to discuss matters with her boyfriend.
Exit Kyle; Enter ChelC.
I will hold a giant party today
I will say that K Dawg is working well
And that Dome is nearly willing to sell...
All of The Dawgs will gladly attend
Complete attention they will all lend
With my connections I will round up heavy drugs
M Dawg and J Dawg will be out like rugs
There will be no rebellion to worry about...
Finally, my mind is clear of doubt
ChelC: I called up my girls and a few others
R Dawg: Awesome, I'll ring my brothers
I've decided to get some serious shit for tonight
It'll put M Dawg and J Dawg out right
I hooked up some connections with cash
They agreed to everything in a flash
I've also got a few peeps to watch Kyle
Keeping him away is definitely worthwhile
ChelC: Great. I'll see you later
ChelC leaves. R Dawg goes to call up his peeps.
Exit All.
The party hath been made for Kyle's imagined progress. R Dawg goes to bring M Dawg to the drugs.
Enter R Dawg, M Dawg and ChelC.
Kelsey didn't answer the phone, so I'm gunna visit her
Scene 5
R Dawg: Yo M Dawg! Come over here!
I got some new shit that'll make your mind clear
Have you seen J Dawg? He'd like this too
M Dawg: Nah man, he's workin' a Jew
R Dawg: Haha, sneaky boy! Well he's missing out
{To ChelC} Hey babe, if you see him give him a shout
ChelC: Of course. I'll be back
R Dawg: Awesome... Ok, back on track
I just got hooked up with this shit today
M Dawg: No fuckin' way!
M Dawg snorts and sniffs and soon enough he's gone like a rocket into space. R Dawg forgets about J Dawg and is content with his accomplishment.
Meanwhile, J Dawg chats it up with as many Dawgs as he can about the rebellion...
M Dawg: WooOoOOooooord up maaan! yeOS!
The night has begun for Kyle too, and he gets into his "Leo" character at Dome's party.
Enter Leo and Phine.
Kyle: Hey Phine, how are you?
Phine: Oh, nothing too much new.
Phine takes a bottle of gin and chugs for a few seconds. Kyle can't get his eyes off of her rack.
Kyle: Wow, that's skill
Phine: Meh, it keeps me from trying to kill
Kyle: To kill? Something wrong?
Phine: Fuck I need a bong...
Me and Dome actually had a bit of a fight,
Haven't spoken much since last night
Kyle: How could he be angry with you?
Phine: Aww that's so sweet of you!
After a few more minutes of flirting conversation, Kyle found himself in bed with his fantasy chick. Once the action died down, Kyle began to do some serious thinking...
Why couldn't Dome be more like you, Leo?
He cares more about friends than what I do
Kyle: {Aside} Shit that was amazingly hot...
Kyle and Phine eventually fall asleep.
Exit All.
We damn well better not be caught...
SHIT! I'm supposed to be working for R Dawg now!
But man, it's not like it was a vow...
And this is really where I want to be
Lying in bed, with Phine beside me...
Man, fuck R Dawg, he doesn't need me!
This way I'm no Dawg, but I'm free
Hmm... Since I've already gotten this far
Why not take the Club? The Pub? The Bar?
Phine would fo shizzle do it too
I'd take out Dome and we'd start out new
Damn, why didn't I think of this before??
It's Leo now, K Dawg exists no more!
M Dawg is passed out at the Dawg Party. R Dawg leaves him to look for his girlfriend.
Enter R Dawg and the party.
R Dawg: Hey Kelsey, have you seen ChelC?
Kelsey: No, not since she visited me.
Why you lookin' for her? She randy?
R Dawg: Nah, just wondering... Hey Mandy!
Mandy: Sup?
R Dawg: Seen ChelC in the last little while?
Mandy: Uhhh do you have a nail file?
Kelsey: She's really fucked on vodka
R Dawg notices J Dawg in the corner of the room, talking to a group of concentrated Dawgs. He walks towards them.
Enter J Dawg.
You'd be genius if you got anything out of her
R Dawg: Hey boys, enjoying the night?
P Diddy Dawg: Pretty good... needs a fight
R Dawg: I see... Hey J Dawg, *Ahem* -
A hand is placed on R Dawg's shoulder. It is one of his connections that was sent to watch Kyle.
Enter The Dragon.
The Dragon: We got a problem.
R Dawg grabs his jacket and rushes out of the party with a few close Dawgs after hearing the news.
Exit All.
Leo and Phine wake to the opening of the door.
Enter Kyle, Phine and ChelC.
Scene 2
ChelC: Kyle?!
Phine: Kyle?!
Kyle: Fuck, why are YOU here ChelC??
ChelC: Obviously not the same reason as you I see!
Phine: Leo, who the fuck is Kyle?
Kyle: Shut up for a little while
ChelC, what the hell are you doing at The Golden Brick?
ChelC: Don't mention this to R Dawg or you'll be sick
But I came here to talk to Dome to -
Phine: That fucker! He -
ChelC: Shut it whore
I wasn't here to get some more
I came to uncover Dome and R Dawg's past
There's a Dawg party now, a real blast
But I needed to know the truth tonight
Phine: The truth?
ChelC: That's right.
Dome heard the screams from moments ago, and appears at the door to investigate.
Enter Dome.
Dome: Jesus Mother Fucking Christ!
Dome is extremely pissed at seeing his girlfriend naked with his newest friend. He pulls out a gun and aims at Kyle.
ChelC hits Dome's hand to stop him. The trigger is pulled during the movement. ChelC collapses, dead.
Kyle whips out his gun and opens fire at Dome. Dome escapes severe damage, but is cut by two of the shots.
R Dawg and his group of Dawgs enter the hall where Dome is catching his breath. R Dawg sees his beloved girlfriend dead on the floor, and Dome holding a gun.
The assumption is obvious. Eight rounds later Dome is also dead.
R Dawg collapses to ChelC and his eyes begin to water.
Enter R Dawg and other Dawgs.
R Dawg: No! NO!!! How did this occur??
And why did it have to be her??
Kyle: R Dawg, I can tell you
ChelC's death, Dome indirectly did do
R Dawg: Kyle?! What?? How?
Is this Phine that I'm seeing now?
That is not the job you were assigned
No wonder our schedule was so far behind
You don't give a shit about this club
You just wanted a dick rub
Kyle: No, that's not true!
I knew exactly what I was going to do!
R Dawg You cheated me fool
R Dawg aims his gun at Kyle.
I wasn't a friend, just a fucking tool
Now look what you've done to the love of my life
What do you prefer? Gun, or knife?
I didn't think it would come to this
THUNK! ...R Dawg falls to the floor after being hit unconscious.
Enter Fabian.
But with so much anger, this shot I cannot miss
Fabian: {To Kyle and Phine} Quickly, get out
The Dawgs carry R Dawg out of the building. Kyle and Phine leave a few minutes after them to hide in the night.
Exit All.
An hour later, R Dawg becomes conscious again.
Enter R Dawg.
Stay secluded until I give you a shout
{To other Dawgs} Take your leader back home
I'll take care of poor Dome
Scene 3
R Dawg: Woah, what the hell happened?
R Dawg lays painfully awake for a few more hours before falling asleep.
Exit All.
It is now the next day. M Dawg enters R Dawg's room after hearing a sketchy story of the previous night.
Enter M Dawg.
Ah fuck, my head needs to mend
That piece of shit Kyle
I'll show him the price of denial
Dome didn't kill my ChelC, he did
Well by tomorrow I'll close the lid
The trouble will be over, and Kyle dead
Only then will peace exist in my head
Scene 4
M Dawg: Hey bro, I'm sorry for ChelC
M Dawg removes the top sheet of the bed. R Dawg is not there.
That's not the way things should be...
I mean... Ok, what the hell?
Are you even here? It's hard to tell
M Dawg: Fuck, where did he go?
M Dawg finds J Dawg and they group together a few other Dawgs to search for R Dawg. The rest of the day is a confusing and frustrating one for the search group. R Dawg is no where to be found.
Meanwhile, Kyle and Phine get ready for bed back at The Golden Brick.
Enter Kyle and Phine.
By now I'm sure no one would know
I'd better get some other guys
And find R Dawg before someone else dies
Phine: Are you sure we're safe here?
Kyle: Sexy, baby, have no fear
Phine kisses Kyle and goes to the bedroom.
No one would suspect us to come back
Underestimation they don't lack
We'll be fine, go on to bed
Clear all those worried thoughts from your head
Kyle: {Aside} Man, life is so good
Kyle grins to himself as he enters the bedroom. He stops in mid-stride, however, after coming through the door.
Enter R Dawg with a gun to Phine's head.
If I could get rid of R Dawg I would...
But that's beside the point for now
Because Phine's ass... wow
R Dawg: {Smiling insanely} Hi. Come sit down
Kyle: What the fuck you take me for, a clown?
What are you doing here man, how'd you get in?
R Dawg: Who cares. Want some gin?
I brought a bottle for us three tonight
I figured you could use it, right?
Kyle: Are you fucking insane?
You've got a gun to my lady's brain!
Drop your weapon like a true man
And we'll talk about a fair plan
R Dawg: Aw, but that's no fun!
M Dawg, J Dawg and the other searching Dawgs appear at the doorway. R Dawg removes his gun from Phine's head and fires at them.
J Dawg is wounded, but just slightly. M Dawg is prepared and opens fire at R Dawg. Phine drops to the floor to get out of the shooting, and Kyle rushes in to get her out.
R Dawg is hit, but manages to get another shot off as Kyle and Phine near the doorway.
M Dawg dashes towards R Dawg, steadily aiming to kill if he somehow gains enough energy before his inevitable death. Kyle crumbles to the ground, shot in the back.
This will be much better with my gun
Now you listen to what I have to say
I don't have all night to play
I want -
Phine: LEO!!
Kyle: I'm afraid I was too slow...
Kyle takes a gasping breath and his grip on Phine strengthens.
And now, the truth you should know...
I am Kyle, not Leo as you think...
I found The Dawgs first, and thus the link...
R Dawg gave me the duty to take over your club...
But when I first met you outside the pub...
I knew you were really what I needed...
Kyle dies.
Exeunt.
This with R Dawg I could not have pleaded...
And now that this is the end...
One last message I must send...
This city is full of nothing but greed...
A club for all is what we need...
So do just that for me, please...
And call it... Thy Smells Of Cheese
Written By: Ryan Smith - A Conscious Matter Production
CHARACTERS
The Dawgs: (In Order Of Appearance)
R Dawg
T Dawg
M Dawg
Kyle / K Dawg / Leo
ChelC
J Dawg
Kelsey
Mandy
P Diddy Dawg
The Wankers: (In Order of Appearance)
Dome
Fabian
Bouncer
Phine
Other:
The Dragon
Note: Although names given to many of the characters portrayed in this play are identical to or related to non-fictional individuals, it was not intentional to have any personalities be the same.
Thus Conscious Matter does not take any responsibility for anything you are not content about in this stupid piece of elephant dung play.
SPECIAL STUFF
Inspirational Locations: Germany, Dominik's Room... Canada, Ryan's Basement
Special Thanks to Martino for Creative Input
Special Thanks to Meghan for Actually Reading This
Fake Copyright provided by myself
Thy Smells of Cheese © 2005