2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. When trying on clothes in a dressing room, yell out "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE".
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sexual favours".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Specify that your drive-trhu order is "to go".
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!" (really great at the malls and Casinos)
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY'RE LOOSE!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to let one of you go."
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