Alfs-World.tk

Yo Momma!

These are Yo Momma jokes ive found and heard from a while back, these jokes when said at the right moment are just classic- best yo momma jokes are always done by Chris Tucker pure quality.

Update

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so fat she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon
Yo mama so fat her diaphragms come in a Domino's pizza box
Yo mama so fat she makes bigbird look like a rubber ducky!
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu