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You Know When...

Some out of curiosity will wonder what this was about...well..its about wrestling jokes im afraid, read on if your a wrestling fan OR you like taking the piss out of wrestling- i fit in both catagories.

You Know Your Obsessed With Wrestling When-
1. When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.
2. When you search & search the bible for the book of Austin.
3. If on a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
4. When you won't leave the bathroom until they play your theme music.
5. When you attend a graduation, and yell "Ooooooh yeah!" when 'Pomp and Circumstance' plays.
6. When you try to put your kids to bed with a sleeper hold.
7. When you win an award and immediately spray paint "nWo" on it.
8. If you keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches
9. If you carry a foreign object in your underwear.
10. If you're a Honky Tonk Man impersonator instead of an Elvis impersonator.
11. If you really think it's cool to wear a wrestling t-shirt out in public (and it is)
12. If you suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn
13. When before a fight, you give away a pair of sunglasses to a kid
14. When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"
15. When you go to a funeral and assume that the deceased just lost a Casket Match
16. When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
17. If you walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the aisle.
18. If you paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers
19. If you get into an argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a pink slip match
20. When you see a fight in the streets and call the moves.
21. If at a ceremony at your work to give out awards to the employee of the year, you "turn" and slam a chair across the recipient of the award's head... then you immediately grab the mic and start talking about how YOU deserved the award.
22. If you hit your co-worker in head with a chair while your manager is distracting him.
23. When you keep flour in your underpants (just in case).
24. You start every sentence with the words "Well, ya know, Mean Gene...
" 25. You refer to everyone you talk to as "brother"
26. Every time you see someone yawning, you get an uncontrollable urge to thrust your fingers down their throat and screech uncontrollably.
27. Your children are named "Crippler"; "Hitman"; and "Hollywood".
28. You get hoarse on purpose so you can sound like the Macho Man.
28. On Halloween, you pull a Jericho and steal all the trick-or-treaters' masks and then claim them as "prizes"
29. You took bagpipe lessons just so you could play Roddy Piper's theme music
30. You fenced in your bed, so it feels like being in a steel cage.
31. You throw your VCR away when you can't find Rick Steiner on your copy of "Gremlins"
32. You try to write to the admissions office at S.C.U. (stone cold university if you have no clue)
33. You dress your dog up as a "Hulkamaniac".
34. Your greatest accomplishment in life is mastering the sleeper hold.
35. You requested "3:16" as your new license plate.
36. You give crotch chops to the opposing team during a football game.
37. You get kicked off the school wrestling team for chokeslamming your opponent.
38. When a guy steals your girl, you consider it an angle.
39. After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then after you raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looks to the side, you clothesline him.
40. You make lists like this one. :)