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You Know When...

Some out of curiosity will wonder what this was about...well..its about Dragon Ball Z jokes im afraid, read on if your a DBZ fan OR you like taking the piss out of DBZ- I know without a shadow of a doubt that Chub will have done #110 at least once!

You Know Your Obsessed With DBZ When-
1. You cry every time you see Piccolo save Gohan from Nappa
2. You actually played the voice of Vegeta in DBZ
3. You wish you did
4. You are designing your own DBZ video game for the Computer
5. You tell your friends that you are actually an evil clone
6. You go to the toy store and buy 7 basketballs and paint stars on them. Then you spend the rest of the day trying to get Shenron to come out
7. You actually do call out Shenron but then waist your wish on underwear and then never see him again. But you never change that underwear again
8. You get AOL, ICQ or MSN Messenger just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and to fight people and prove that you really are a Saiyan
9. When you are bored you make up silly puns of the characters' names such as Got a Ten? (Goten), Pick a whole (Piccolo), Dull mom (Bulma), Trout Zoo (Chaioutzu) and then call your friend Gohan just to tell them the names you made up.
10. You can really go Super Saiyan
11. You watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an attack starts, even know you knew it was coming a mile away
12. You cried for hours when Freeza killed Vegeta, and you cried for days when Vegeta killed himself trying to stop Majin Buu
13. You Try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were sent down to Earth with it
14. You actually look like Goku
15. You convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that your parents found you and lied to you about you being their child
16. You brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with a fighting force
17. You wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto
18. You learn every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say (train a dinosaur to ride a ball?)
19. You're real name is Zarbon (sucks to be you)
20. You have two imaginary friends: Goku and Vegeta
21. You threaten to summon Goku and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies make you mad
22. You practice for hours a day trying to fly
23. You actually learn to fly
24. You get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell your friends they are the real Dragon Balls
25. You are as cocky as Vegeta or more
26. Your e-mail address contains, SSJ, Gohan, Goku, Trunks or Vegeta
27. You insult people by calling them humans
28. Whenever you fall you say that you fall because you don't have your tail anymore
29. You jump off a pool deck trying to fly and end up breaking your leg
30. You jump off a pool deck and actually DO fly!
31. While running track you think you're Goku and run your fastest because he could do it in a second, and end up hitting a wall
32. You think you feel power flowing around you, like an enemy is near
33. You spend weeks trying to fuse with your friend and all you do is get a rash from your fingers touching so much
34. You do not cut your hair for 5 years then stick it up like Vegeta's with 20 lbs of hair spray and end up being called a freak
35. You try and crush a rock in your hand, but just end up hurting yourself
36. You dye your hair yellow, put on tons of gel, put on a blue spandex outfit and call yourself SSJ Vegeta.
37. You lose a fight because you spent the whole time trying to form a Spirit Bomb
38. You continue to chant Kamehameha
39. You force your friends to call you Vegeta
40. You paint six small dots on your forehead and make corny jokes
41. You actually think it is possible to have hair like Goku's
42. You dye your hair purple and buy a plastic sword and put a capsule corp. symbol on the shoulder part of your new blue jacket
43. You build a time machine and expect it to work
44. You try and make a gravity machineand you succeed!
45. You Highlight your hair and call yourself a Super Saiyan
46. You spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when you are not thinking about it, you are drawing it
47. You are Reading this
48. You plant a cherry tree the Tree of Might
49. You consider Goku to be a possible role model
50. You spend all your time working on a DBZ site
51. You expect to find Higher Dragons in a burning forest
52. You go to Japan just to watch real DBZ
53. You give your friends DBZ names
54. You go to a farm and get a pig, name it Oolong, go home and expect it to talk and shape shift
55. You legally change your name to Goku, Gohan, Vegeta or Trunks
56. You want to legally change your name to the above
57. You get a PlayStation just for "DBGT: Final Bout"
58. You ask your girlfriend to legally change here name to Bulma
59. You know EVERY character's name that was ever in DB, DBZ and DBGT
60. You call your girlfriend Videl, Bulma, or Chi-Chi too many times and then brake up with her.
61. You try and train yourself to make sounds like Higher Dragon
62. You make Future Trunks's outfit to the absolute detail
63. You try and buy or make every outfit every DBZ and DBGT character wears
64. You try and get yourself to sound like every DBZ and DBGT character so you can make up your own fanfics
65. You tell your parents and friends that you are not in your real form. Your real one is SSJ2.
66. When you pick up the phone you say, "Hiya, I'm Goku. How may I help you?"
67. Whenever your computer freezes you yell "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS FREEZA!!
68. You paint your face green and prance around calling yourself Piccolo
69. You memorize every meaning of every name
70. You live on an island, talk to turtles, and name your house Kame house
71. You look up at the clouds and shout nimbus
72. You think you can take on every Z fighter because you have seen everything they can do
73. You look at your enemy and say I can sense your movements then get punched in the face unknowingly
74. You think your name has an ancient Ki meaning
75. You are called a SOB and you suddenly think, "Son of Bardock" and complement the person who called you that
76. You think Earth might just be planet Vegeta and all the Humans are really developed Saiyans
77. You threaten to blow up the Earth
78. You DO blow up Earth
79. You point at someone and expect them to blow up
80. You prepare yourself to fight Taurus
81. You learn Japanese just to read a DB Manga
82. You drive around in your car or on your bike chanting 'DBZ IS ON TODAY!' (When, of course, it's on whenever you simply put a video in your VCR)
83. You beg the earth several times to help you and to form a Spirit Bomb
84. You think that you should only watch Japanese DBZ because you think it offends the Japanese people to translate it
85. You think you are Piccolo and try to shoot your enemy with a Special Beam Cannon
86. You close your eyes and hug your pillow thinking it is Bulma
87. You actually doubt Goku's gender because in Japan he has a female voice
88. You name yourself Freeza and name your family other ice products.
89. You paint all the grass in your yard blue.
90. You name your son Trunks, Goten or Gohan.
91. You grow a tail.
92. You record all of the episodes in order and then watch them so many times and your VCR blows up.and you blame it on Cell
93. You attempt to go Super Saiyan and pass out.
94. You attempt to go Super Saiyan.and you do
95. Your kid is repeatedly kidnapped.
96. Every time you get killed you get wished back only to get killed a few days later.
97. You learn Japanese just so you can read the cards.
98. You look at Goku and Vegeta and think there not bad looking really
99. You dream about your own Dragonball Z episodes
100. You are IN the episodes
101. You Want a Boyfriend like Goku
102. You throw your CD's about the room and yell "Destructo Disc"
103. You scream "YES!" when your favourite character wins a fight
104. Before you do something that you know is wrong, you paint an "M" on your forehead so that if you get caught you can say you were under Majin Buu's Control
105. You can eat as much as Goku can
106. You try moving the Great Pyramid with your thoughts.
107. You read over 110 Facts that tell you if you are obsessed with Dragonball Z and follow each one (even #105 and you are a boy and even #60, #62, 89 if you are a girl)
108. You put 2 fingers on your forehead and you expect to teleport
109. You think your cat is talking to you.
110. When your teacher gives you a failing mark you say "you should know better than to oppose Vegeta!
111. You read everything on this list.