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Article I:

Rob Van Winkle IS:

COOL AS iCE! Part 1 in a series

Article II: 

8-Bit NES review, "NARC"

Article III:

Expose! Nickelodeon's "Salute your Shorts"

Article IV:

Ghostbuster's Winston-- Did he start smoking JUST because the rest of them did?  Click here for my take.

Article V:

COOL AS iCE  Part 2

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Fraud Exposed! "Death by Chocolate"

Road Trip!  "Dance, Dance, Revolution"

Cereal Bio! "Kellogg's Special K"

Debate! Nonpareils/Pareils 

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Created 1/14/02

Last updated 1/22/02

Authored by Christopher J. McCool

Consultation by White Chocolate

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