Cool As Ice Continues here.

Random Hero # 2:  "The Gawking Bald Guy"

A man walking down the quiet suburban streets of his hometown taking his bowling balls for a walk.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, The crew comes rolling into town.   Now, put yourself in HIS shoes, how would YOU react?  Something like this, right?  Me too.

Moving right along-- and i know this is WAY out of sequence, i will try to change that later, i've had multiple requests (including my own) to go into a certain scene of the movie that is so completely rediculous and stupid, i couldnt even imagine what ice was trying to convey to his audience when he read this line.

In the scene where we first see him in his "ice catch-phrase" jacket, he announces to the clan that he'll be right back.  They ask him where he's going, and he says ...

Yes... "across the street to, uh.... "schling a schlong"

as we all know, "schlong" is universally understood to mean "Penis".

"schling", on the other hand, can have multiple meanings;

1) To sell.  Is ice peddling black-market penises?  Is that how he got a record contract?

2) to expose.  Is he ready to introduce the ice salami to kathy yet?  more importantly, is she ready to see it?

As it turns out, "schling a schlong" entails talking to someone...  looks like we ALL got iced that time.