The Staff

Christopher J. McCool
Site Author, Gemini, Optimist, and minty fresh man about town.
Turn-Off's: Cop Drama's, Dirty Formica, TV Guide
Turn-On's: Count Chocula Cereal, Silken Bath-robes, Air show disasters
You can reach him (me) here
Personal Quote: "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can only get taco bell drive thru til 2 am"

Andy. (too lazy to think of a good pseudonym)
Creative consultant, lover of high-culture, artist, colleague, and cousin.
Turn-Off's: Chris Klein, Chinos, Lawmakers
Turn-Ons: Cinnamon toast, fish, and vitamin n
You can reach him, here, assuming i get permission to post his email
Personal Quote: Coming Soon!

Judd
Personal assistant, friend, lover, deity, and ergonomically correct.
really isnt much else i can say about judd, but i aint got no quarrels with him, that's for damn sure.

Gerard J. "White Chocolate" Niemira
Lover of Sea-Mammals, Celebrity Magazines, and diseases that can be abbreviated, was awarded the "French Metal of Valour" for combat duties in Beirut.
Turn-offs: Chest hair, Boy Bands, people who say "Pet Peeve"
Turn-ons: Midget Pudding Wrestling, Black men, Monty Python Films