Believe Me U: Tossed Salad

Tossed salad
"Am I really boring?" Asked lettuce of the rest. "Not with that chilli sauce you wear, but Yes! When you're undressed!" "My dear green, tall, long cucumber, refreshing and so cool! I tend to prefer mayonnaise to chilli, as a rule". "I love your crisp and tender leaves". Said Tommy, with a grin. "I'd lie on your bed any day and compliment your trim". "You plump and juicy hunk of red, You've really got some sauce!" "You add some colour to my life though your jokes are rather coarse". "Enough of your vulgarity" said carrot "We're together To add colour and variety and make the salad better". "You're lucky, you can have a dip with any sauce you like. I wish that I could take your place and have a turn tonight". "But lettuce, you're tossed regularly in many kinds of dressings. Italian and French vinaigrette have made your leaves refreshing". "I'm missing avocado though, he gives me such a thrill. He mashes up so easily and coats my leaves just brill". "If celery and radish want to join us in the bowl, We'll party all together. Yes! We'll really have a ball". "Just who invited pasta shells and spirals to this dish?" "Pasta is not a vegetable, although it's rather swish". "Now, shower us with salt and pepper seasoning to taste. Just fork us in and swallow down and don't leave any waste!".

Tossed salad

"Am I really boring?"
Asked lettuce of the rest.
"Not with that chilli sauce you wear,
but Yes! When you're undressed!"
"My dear green, tall, long cucumber,
refreshing and so cool!
I tend to prefer mayonnaise to chilli,
as a rule".

"I love your crisp and tender leaves".
Said Tommy, with a grin.
"I'd lie on your bed any day
and compliment your trim".
"You plump and juicy hunk of red,
You've really got some sauce!"
"You add some colour to my life
though your jokes are rather coarse".

"Enough of your vulgarity"
said carrot "We're together
To add colour and variety
and make the salad better".
"You're lucky, you can have a dip
with any sauce you like.
I wish that I could take your place
and have a turn tonight".

"But lettuce, you're tossed regularly
in many kinds of dressings.
Italian and French vinaigrette
have made your leaves refreshing".
"I'm missing avocado though,
he gives me such a thrill.
He mashes up so easily
and coats my leaves just brill".

"If celery and radish want
to join us in the bowl,
We'll party all together.
Yes! We'll really have a ball".
"Just who invited pasta shells
and spirals to this dish?"
"Pasta is not a vegetable,
although it's rather swish".

"Now, shower us with salt
and pepper seasoning to taste.
Just fork us in and swallow down
and don't leave any waste!".