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Take a look at these sheep.  Are they?
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In Love |
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About to fight |
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Discussing life insurance |
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| 2. |
You go to the local cafe. Every day you ask
for a little cold milk to be added to your hot drink
only to find a boiling hot drink when you take a sip. Do you? |
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Pull faces, mumble under your breath and hope that they get the
message and do it right next time |
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March back up to the counter, complain and demand some extra cold milk |
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Sip slowly, returning late from your break, with the knowledge that
complaining can bring more than milk in your drink from that cow |
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| 3. |
Do you find that in your relationships
you always end up covered in sheep-dip? |
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All the time (I bring my own tub) |
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Never (I wear dungarees, I do the dunking) |
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Sometimes (I Moove in and out) |
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| 4. |
Some of your best friends have contracted Foot and Mouth.
You have been invited to join their barbecue by a glum looking farmer and two soldiers.
Do you? |
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Shake out your woolly jumper (there is no point you being the only one not to go) |
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Ram the door shut (your sheep skin coat is far too expensive to get anywhere
near a barbecue) |
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Udder under your breath that it sounds
like a lot of bull
to you. That they are a bunch of
cowboys and the farmer's a
coward. |
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