The Reporter is a very fine tabloid, but these spotty journalists really belong in the pub, not stuck at the computer and whinging about boring student 'issues'. So i'm auctioning the rights to the Murdoch empire. Maybe he'll convert it into another Sunday Sport.

Most LCP students think they can work rest & sleep for a whole term without once removing their footwear. I stole these off a very drugged out sophomore who was zonked out in the college wheely bins. Nose Pegs and Gas Mask provided.

Every student squat needs a supply of teeth rotting soda pop in their kitchen. This vending machine left the LCP Canteen recently via the fire exit. Impress your friends and enemies with this antique conversation piece.