We sneaked into the Deans office and relieved him of that awful old antique chair he's had to suffer sitting on for years. Its about time he forked out for a new trendy one from Ikea.

On permanent loan from the LCP Library, avoiding the alarms with a lead shielded carrier bag. Save £££ off your student loan by owning this collection outright.

Half-inched from the canteen's utensils tray, theres enough silverware here to keep any university digs stockpiled for many a semester.