Many of the mices in Room 209 have gone
astray. For sale at starting price of £2 each. We'll even
throw in a brand new Mackintosh computer if you bid enough cash.
Toilet Tissue
Heisted from the Lavs for use in Students
lodgings. We've rescued some for our auction house. Assorted shocking
pastel colors, borrowed from the School of Printing and Pilfering.
False Teeth
Dissapeared after use by a senior member
of staff, only to reappear on our auction site. Only one owner. A
delightful set of choppers in a presentation glass of water.