Very annoying sixties retroidation used to cut the canteen space in half. Suddenly, theres no space to sit and eat. I'll quite willingly take an axe to them, if anyone in need of some dayglo firewood.

Stealing is so easy at LCP. You can always pick up your freshly hacked and updated Identification Pass from us, stroll in and help yourself. Shopping Trolley provided.

A bungling constable was snooping around this site, actually thinking it was for real. What a rookie! I therefore found it necessary to take his silly looking hat into custody. You too can impersonate a police officer!