This is by far the lamest Missile Aneous ever.  The reason:  I haven't received anything funny in months (correction:  anything funny that I haven't received 20 times before) except for the I Am Not Canadian rant, which I suspect everyone's already heard.  So if you come across any good lists or whatever, instead of forwarding them to everyone you know send 'em to ME so I can print them here.  You owe me.  Whatever.

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