HOFFY'S HAVEN- SICK JOKES AND CARTOON STRIPS
BEFORE YOU GO ON READ THIS!
Some of my jokes contain humour that some people may find offensive. All of my jokes are intened to be humourous and made in jest.
HOWEVER if you feel that you may be offended by anything below then maybe you should check out some of my more 'politicaly correct' pages.
ALSO some of my jokes are not suitable for children. Therefore this page contains a PG-13 classification. So all off you young kiddies go
away before you read something that might give you nightmares or something. Read on.....
I know my collection of jokes isn't the biggest or best around, but with your help I can make it a success.
E-MAIL ME with your jokes and if I like them i'll include them on this page.
Sick Jokes
Archive One- My dick is so big that.....
Archive Two- Did you know that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
Archive Three- What do Greg Norman, The Bills & Michael Hutchence have in common?
Your Mama is so- Fat, stupid, ugly, poor, old that.....
Blonde Jokes- What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
Comic Strips
Robotman- a few of my favorite Robotman comic strips.
Gary Larson- this guy has a bizzare sense of humour!
People Can Be So Stupid
Other Funny Odds and Ends
Magic Tricks
