Signs from the Simpsons
Signs from the Simpsons
- Springfield Auto Show. We salute the American worker. Now 61% drug free!
- Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. As seen on 60 minutes.
- Blood donors needed. We buy blood. Turkey day special $12.00.
- The Lucky Stiff funeral home. "We put the fun in funeral"
- Stinking Fish Realty. With a name this bad. We've got to be good.
- Toxic Waste. Do not eat.
- Happy Hour: 5:00 to 5:30.
- Give a hoot! Read a book.
- Home Security Trust. We're not a Saving & Loan.
- Grandma's World. For the old lady in all of us.
- Merry Widow Insurance Co.
- New Bedlam. Rest home for the emotionally interesting.
- Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn. We're now Rat-Free! Little miss Springfield pageant tonight!
- I can't believe it's a law firm!
- Ladies night. Unescorted ladies drink free.
- Krusty's non-narkotik kough syrup for kids.
- Springfield Martial Arts Academy. Springfield mall - next to Shakespeare's
- fried chicken.
- Yiddle's. Practical jokes, magic tricks, and medical supplies.
- Discount Lion Safari. If you can find a cheaper lion, you must be in Africa.
- Clumsy Student Movers.
- Who's to know motel.
- Get a mammogram, man!
- Jittery Joe's Coffee Shop.
- Prohibition got you down? Drink Doctor Duff's health tonic.
- Friends don't let friends drive. It's always time for Duff.
- The Krusty home pregnancy test. Warning: May cause birth defects!
- Krusty brand sulfuric acid.
- Springfield Retirement Castle. Where the elderly can hide from the inevitable.
- Wall E. Weasel's (pizza place). We cram fun down your throat.
- Springfield Penitentiary. America's fastest growing prison.
- Native American Ice Cream (formerly "Big Chief Crazy Cone")
- Springfield Mystery Spot. Where logic takes a holiday and all laws of nature are meaningless.
- Diz-Nee-Land. Not affiliated with Disneyland, Disney World, or anything else from the Walt Disney Company.
- Springfield Sperm Bank. Put your sperm in our hands.
- Entering Badlands. High-speed chases use diamond lane.
- Simply Shoes and athletic equipment, and active wear.
- Temple Beth Springfield. Rabbi Hyman Krustofski. This Saturday: "Coping with Christmas"
- Movie Titles:
- I'll fry your face III
- The smell in room 19
- Honey, I hit a school bus.
- Look who's oinking
- The stockholm affair
- Ernest Vs. The Pope.
- XXX Sperm of endearment. I'll do anyone.
- For your thighs only
- Crocodile done me
- VHS Village. Formerly the beta barn.
- Veterans of popular wars.
- Video Tapes: Football's greatest injuries.
- Cathedral of the Downtown: Archbishop Carries Less Than $20
- Krusty's non toxic Kologne. Warning: use in a well-ventilated area. May stain furniture. May cause chemical burns.
- Pool Sharks: Where the Buyer is our Chum
- Gummy bears--candy that hibernates in your colon
- Springfield Psychiatric Center--"Because there may not be bugs on you"